Penthouse November 1998

ON THE COVER Pet of the Month Melissa Ann, photographed by Carl L. Wachter. Melissa Ann's pictorial begins on page 67. FEATURES 9 FAST FORWARD Sitcom writers, by Catherine Seipp; Clint Eastwood speaks with Neil Rosen; Keyshawn Johnson, interviewed by Rick Petreycik; "Autos," by Abigail Demers; "Sounds," by Jim DeRogatis; "Wine," by Alexis Bespaloff 17 VIEW FROM THE TOP "Blown Away," by Caitlin Kelly 24 WHILE THE WORLD BURNS By David Helvarg 46 AGAINST ALL OZZ Ozzy Osbourne bites back. By Jon Wiederhorn 51 RIGHT STUFF Today's hottest electric guitars. By Gerard Van der Leun 56 SMART SEX Women can be jerks too. By Dr. Judy Kuriansky 64 U.S.A. CONFIDENTIAL Does a promise by F.B.I. agents mean anything? Article by John Connolly 102 JUSTICE Should mentally ill people be denied sex? By Alan M. Dershowitz 121 TITS AND ASTEROIDS Satire by Bill Lee 131 THE UNREPENTANT VOYEUR "Speed Seduction," by Ralph Gardner, Jr. PICTORIALS 33 SEANA & BRANDI Photos by Suze Randal 67 PET OF THE MONTH Melissa Ann; photos by Carl L. Wachter 88 SOOTHING PRIVATE RYAN Photos by Earl Miller 107 THE SWEET SCIENCE Photos by Carl Wachter DEPARTMENTS 4 HOUSECALL 6 FORUM 14 CALL ME MADAM 27 DREAMS & DIVERSIONS 44 STUPID CELEBRITIES 49 RIBALD RIMES 59 MEN'S HEALTH & FITNESS 83 POLITICS IN THE MILITARY 84 TECHNOMANIA 86 SORAYAMA 105 HOFMEKLER'S PEOPLE 124 THE PENIS PAGE 126 THE JOKE MAN 136 PENTHOUSE COMIX 142 HARD TIMES 146 X-RATED VIDEO