Penthouse October 2000

ON THE COVER Pet of the Month Linn Thomas, photographed by J. Stephen Hicks. Linn's pictorial begins on page 61. PICTORIALS 31 GOLDIE Photos by Ken Marcus 61 PET OF THE MONTH Linn Thomas; photos by J. Stephen Hicks 85 SLUMBER PARTY Photos by Earl Miller 105 EYES WIDE OPEN: PART 2 Photos by Earl Miller DEPARTMENTS 6 HOUSECALL 8 FORUM 16 CALL ME MADAM 28 TECHNOMANIA 49 DREAMS & DIVERSIONS 77 POLITICS IN THE MILITARY 83 RIBALD RIMES 118 PENTHOUSE ON THE ROAD 120 SORAYAMA 128 PARTING SHOT 131 PENTHOUSE COMIX 136 THE JOKE MAN 162 X-RATED VIDEO FEATURES 11 FAST FORWARD "Spirits," "Clothes Call," "Film," and an interview with Joe Eszterhas 14 SPORTING AMERICA Rob Johnson. By Jonathan Davis and Michael-Ann Rowe 19 VIEW FROM THE TOP "The 20 Worst College Football Teams," by Larry Linderman 24 BEACH BUMMER Will South Beach and its celebrities survive this time of trial? By Pat Jordan 53 MEN'S HEALTH & FITNESS Natural libido enhancers and other reports. Edited by Ori Hofmekler 58 JUSTICE By Alan M. Dershowitz 78 ADVISE & DISSENT A new hope for retired boxers. By Gerry Cooney 81 STEVE VAN ZANDT Interview by Rick Petreycik 101 SCARED STIFF Satire by Tom Cheney 122 MAT MAX! By Bryan Alvarez 125 THE UNREPENTANT VOYEUR "Picture Perfect," by Ralph Gardner Jr.