Penthouse August 2004

ON THE COVER Pet of the Month Montana Bay, photographed by Hank Londoner. Montana's pictorial begins on page 59.> FEATURES 12 FAST FORWARD Beer, fashion, and more 19 VIEW FROM THE TOP "Human Piranhas," by Alan Emmins 24 OLYMPIC TERROR Can catastrophe be averted at the Athens Games? Article by Jeff Kamen and Peter Laufer 46 SPORTING AMERICA Jeremy Staat. By Jonathan Davis and April Warren 50 LUCKY LADY Melissa Etheridge. Profile by Alanna Nash 54 JUSTICE By Alan M. Dershowitz 79 MEN'S HEALTH & FITNESS Maggot mania, germ warfare, and more 82 SEX GAMES The Joystick Generation turns on, plugs in, and gets off. By David Kushner 102 STAND-UP GUYS Billy West. By Jonathan Davis 125 THE UNREPENTANT VOYEUR "John School," by Bill Heavey 138 SMART SEX Ejaculations fight prostate cancer. By Dr. Judy Kuriansky 139 "JOBS" IN AMERICA Satire by Bill Lee PICTORIALS 33 BRITTANY & CORAL Photos by Robert Gordon 59 PET OF THE MONTH Montana Bay. Photos by Hank Londoner 87 KELLY Photos by Earl Miller 107 LANNY & KURT Photos by Suze Randall DEPARTMENTS 6 HOUSECALL 8 FORUM 14 FEEDBACK 16 CALL ME MADAM 29 DREAMS & DIVERSIONS 47 RIBALD RIMES 48 JOYSTICK 56 TECHNOMANIA 77 POLITICS IN THE MILITARY 104 ONLINE HUMOR 128 PARTING SHOT 129 X-RATED VIDEO 132 THE JOKE MAN 134 PENTHOUSE ON THE ROAD 136 SORAYAMA