Penthouse January 2005

ON THE COVER Pet of the Year Martina Warren. photographed by Suze Randall. Martina's pictorial begins on page 37. FEATURES 19 VIEW FROM THE TOP "The Sultans of Skin," by David Kushner 26 OVER THERE AND UNDERPAID By Ian Williams 52 JUSTICE By Alan M. Dershowitz 54 SPORTING AMERICA Quinton-Rampage-Jackson. By Jonathan Davis and April Warren 58 THE THREE OF US By Jennifer Matlack 72 TRIPLE H Interview by Bobbi Dempsey 102 STAND-UP GUYS Frank Caliendo. By Jonathan Davis 106 SIBEL EDMONDS'S WAR ON TERROR Interview by Howard Altman 118 WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING? By Bill Heald 138 TITS, ASS, AND THE PURSUIT OF STARDOM Strippers compete. By Robin Postell 143 SPERM ASIDE Satire by Tom Swick 149 THE UNREPENTANT VOYEUR "Coital Champion," by Ralph Gardner Jr. 160 THE PENIS PAGE Instant sex. By Donna Powell PICTORIALS 37 PET OF THE YEAR Martina Warren (Covergirl). Photos by Suze Randall 79 PET OF THE MONTH Jamie Lynn Hart. Photos by Hank Londoner 126 GABRIELLE Photos by Robert Gordon DEPARTMENTS 8 FORUM 12 FAST FORWARD 16 CALL ME MADAM 24 FEEDBACK 33 DREAMS & DIVERSIONS 56 JOYSTICK 66 DRIVING FORCE 75 RIBALD RIMES 93 POLITICS IN THE MILITARY 99 MEN'S HEALTH & FITNESS 104 LAST-MINUTE GIFTS 114 TECHNOMANIA 136 PENTHOUSE ON THE ROAD 156 THE JOKE MAN 158 ONLINE HUMOR 161 X-RATED VIDEO