Penthouse July 2005

ON THE COVER Pet of the Month Celeste Star PICTORIALS 38 CARLI Photographs by J. Stephen Hicks 84 GOOD CHEER Pet of the Month Celeste Star Photographs by Earl Miller 106 DRAMA QUEEN Photographs by Mike King/Lobo Press 124 SYLVIE BLUM Photographer's portfolio FEATURES 12 SOUNDS Queens of the Stone Age, Weezer, Nine Inch Nails, Dropkick Murphys, and more 18 TOTAL TRAVEL By Rudy Maxa 22 LOCKER ROOM John Kaleo. Interview by Jonathan Davis 24 VICES & VANITIES Get her into a threesome! By Victoria Zdrok, Ph.D. 26 CELEBRITY NUDES By Mr. Skin 28 CRACKING THE SYSTEM System of a Down makes hard rock fun again. Article by Jason Buhrmester 48 BRUCE ALMIGHTY Actor Bruce Campbell isn't resting on his Evil Dead legacy. Interview by Daniel Nemet-Nejat 54 POWER PLAYS Insane online-gaming extras 56 JOYSTICK Juiced, Killer 7 and other hot video games to kick off your summer 60 CHANEL RYAN Interview by Chaunce Hayden 70 DRIVING FORCE These sport wagons are not your dad's Country Squire! 80 "KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ON THIS ONE, CHIEF" For some precincts, killing perps is cost-effective. By Norm Stamper 100 THE HEAT IS ON Service by Linda Giustino 118 COPS GONE WILD On Patrol With Reno 911! By Tom O'Connell DEPARTMENTS 8 FORUM 16 FAST FORWARD 20 GOOD SPIRITS 35 DREAMS & DIVERSIONS 67 MEN'S HEALTH AND FITNESS 76 TECHNOMANIA 97 MILITARY AFFAIRS 98 FREEWHEELERS 132 STAND-UP GUYS 134 PENIS ENVY 136 SMART SEX 140 X-RATED VIDEO 144 PENTHOUSE BOOK EXCERPT 146 PENTHOUSE ON THE ROAD 148 THE JOKE MAN