Penthouse March 2006

ON THE COVER Pet of the Month Jennifer Emerson PICTORIALS 36 LOVE STORY 84 HOT PROPERTY Pet of the Month Jennifer Emerson 110 PILLOW TALK 132 MAKING A SPLASH FULL FRONTAL 10 GRAPHIC VIOLENCE Brian Azzarello's 100 Bullets and Loveless 12 FLICKS Tsotsi—no Hollywood ending 14 DVDS Everything you ever wanted to know about director Cameron Crowe, and much more! 16 SOUNDS California Fried Buckethead 22 JOYSTICK The future of handheld action 28 READS Astronaut Mike Mullane's Riding Rockets 30 SIRENS Imogen Heap FEATURES 32 DRINKSMANSHIP "Just Shoot Me." By Samantha Judge 34 LOCKER ROOM NHL's Rick DiPietro Interview by Dave Hollander 46 GAMETIME March Madness milestones. By John Bolster 50 TOTAL TRAVEL "Spring Break: Living Large." By Rudy Maxa 52 VICES & VANITIES Bring out her inner nympho; top spring-break blunders. By Victoria Zdrok, Ph.D. 54 COWBOY WIZARDS AND THE EPIC SPACE MACHINE Psychedelic rock band the Flaming Lips. By Jon Wiederhorn 60 TURIN TAKES A TURN The Penthouse Guide to the 2006 Winter Olympics. By John Bolster 68 SPRING-BREAK SECRETS What happens on spring break, stays on spring break ... until now! By Ronnie Koenig 76 UNDER THE RADAR Comedian Dane Cook. Interview by Ed Condran 100 DRIVING FORCE "Lamborghini's Raging Bull." By Jim McCraw 104 GROOM AT THE TOP "Coming Clean." Service by Alyson Zamkoff 120 COVER YOUR ASS If you put a little thought into your underwear selection, she'll be eager to rip 'em off you. Fashion by Linda Giustino 126 GRENADE LAUNCHER Snowboarder Danny Kass. Interview by Dave Hollander 140 STAND-UP GUYS Randy and Jason Sklar Interview by Peter Schrager DEPARTMENTS 6 FORUM 66 CELEBRITY NUDES 81 MEN'S HEALTH AND FITNESS 97 SEX DIARY 98 FREEWHEELERS 106 TECHNOMANIA 143 DREAMS & DIVERSIONS 146 RECOVERING FRAT BOY 148 PENTHOUSE CLUBS 150 X-RATED VIDEO 152 ON THE DESK 154 PENTHOUSE ON THE ROAD