Penthouse December 2006

ON THE COVER HANNA HILTON See more of our beautiful Pet of the Month at Penthouse.com/hanna. PICTORIALS 46 DANCING QUEEN 76 HOOSIER HOTTIE Pet of the Month Hanna Hilton 100 2007 PET OF THE YEAR PLAYOFF 122 SCARLET FEVER FULL FRONTAL 12 THE HAUNTED WORLD OF EL SUPERBEASTO Rob Zombie and Mr. Lawrence's animated Mexican masked wrestler. By Jonathan Stern 14 FLICKS Mr. Show's Bob Odenkirk; holiday retreats, by Harry Knowles 18 DVDS 20 READS 22 SOUNDS Best albums of 2006, Jet, and more. By Rebecca Swanner 28 JOYSTICK New Grand Theft Auto FEATURES 32 LOCKER ROOM Elliott Sadler. By John Bolster 38 "DEAR DR. Z" Eight tips for long-lasting sex and more. By Victoria Zdrok. Ph.D. 42 GAMETIME New York Red Bulls, the Dead Schembechlers. George Foreman, and more. By John Bolster 62 CELEBRITIES IN THEIR SIGHTS The Smoking Gun takes no prisoners. By David Kushner 68 HOLIDAY SURVIVAL GUIDE Unique gift ideas. Service by Linda Giustino 74 THE ART OF WAR Inside the octagon with UFC star Stephan Bonnar. By John Bolster 89 SEX DIARY Really terrible sex stories. By Laura Leu 90 NBA PREVIEW By Kevin Hench 98 ADVISE & DISSENT By Bob T. Epstein 114 LA RADIO LOCA Spanish-language shock jock Luis Jimenez. By Richard Torres 130 TOTAL EXPOSURE Fiction by Julie Hilden 138 STAND-UP GUYS Robert Kelly. By Jon Wiederhorn 152 SIRENS Dahlia Schweitzer DEPARTMENTS 8 FORUM 30 TRAVEL 34 FITNESS 36 SEX HEALTH 56 GROOM AT THE TOP 59 DREAMS & DIVERSIONS 66 GIRL TALK 94 FREEWHEELERS 96 DRIVING FORCE 118 TECHNOMANIA 140 MILITARY AFFAIRS 142 PENTHOUSE ON THE ROAD 144 X-RATED VIDEO