Penthouse March 2007

ON THE COVER HEATHER VANDEVEN See more of our Pet of the Year at Penthouse.com/heather PICTORIALS 48 SOLAR POWER 76 MAY FLOWER Pet of the Month Betcee May 106 2007 PET OF THE YEAR Heather Vandeven 130 GAL PAL L.A. glitter girls get dirty. FULLFRONTAL 14 BLOODY HELL The guts and gore of 300 16 FLICKS Zodiac director David Fincher, reviews, and our own damn movie awards 22 TV IIlin' Villain: Lost's newest bad guy 24 DVDS 26 READS A gangster, a porn veteran, and an evil book we couldn't put down 28 JOYSTICK 30 SOUNDS Bloc Party, Fall Out Boy, and more LIFE ON TOP 37 THE MODERN SAVAGE Trust us: She'll notice your nose hair before you wilt 40 DOMAIN Start the Madness: everything you need to make your March hoop dreams come true 42 TECH Tube to Go: Who says you need a couch to zone out on TV? 44 THE GOODS The Fix Is In: eight tools you'll never want to lend to your neighbor 46 THE POUR HOUSE The Bloody Maria: making tequila the breakfast of champions FEATURES 56 GAMETIME The NHL's Alex Ovechkin, round-card girls, NCAA chokers, and underclassmen to watch. By John Bolster 63 DEAR DR. Z Build her passion, sex buddies, and squirters. By Victoria Zdrok, Ph.D. 66 STAND-UP GUYS Katt Williams. Interview by John Bolster 68 RANT: BLARNEY BASHING The curse of the Irish-American. By Christian Finnegan 72 MURPHY'S LAW Charlie Murphy. Interview by Chauncé Hayden 89 SEX DIARY Sexual Karma. By Laura Leu 92 DRIVING FORCE Lotus Blossoms: A street-legal race car. By Jim McCraw 94 TROUBLED WATER How Katrina's most hopeful love story became a tale of murder and mutilation. By Ethan Brown 118 ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT DaiLY sHOW alum Rob Corddry strikes out with his own sitcom. By J. Rentilly 122 WOOD, WAX & JAGERMEISTER Mountain High: A look back at snowboarding's first U.S. Open. By John Bolster DEPARTMENTS 8 EDITOR'S NOTE 10 FORUM 70 WORKING STIFF 90 FREEWHEELIN' 100 WARRIOR WIRE 103 HARD NEWS 128 PENTHOUSE ON THE ROAD 140 X-RATED VIDEO 152 PAST PERFECT