Penthouse March 2008

PICTORIALS 42 SOUTHERN COMFORT 2008 Pet of the Year Erica Ellyson 72 COMING UP ROSES Pet of the Month Bree Olson 94 SHOW GIRLS Sammie and Charmane 110 STACK THE DECK Gina Novak 126 BLONDE ON BLONDE Diana and Marlie FULL FRONTAL 11 FLICKS Wicked Women, the Second Annual Dirty Dozen Awards, and reviews 16 SOUNDS Shelby Lynne, Moby, the Raveonettes, and more 22 JOYSTICK Condemned 2, Lost, Mario Kart, and more 24 READS Comedy at the Edge, Duma Key, Lush Life, and more reviews 26 SIRENS Crime novelist Christa Faust LIFE ON TOP 31 POUR HOUSE St. Patrick's Day drinks 32 TECH Portable hard drives 34 FREEWHEELIN' Honda CBR1000RP 36 DRIVING FORCE Audi R8 38 PET PEEVES 40 SCOUNDREL FEATURES 54 DANNY BONADUCE Lucky for us, this self-destructive star doesn't know when to shut up. By Chauncé Hayden 62 BACHELOR PARTY REDUX This new DVD original injects a double-D cup of raunch into the sex comedy classic. By Daniel Nemet-Nejat 66 THE MODERN CON MAN How the con-man lifestyle comes in handy, both at your job and after you've punched out 70 A GIFT FOR JAB Adam Carolla has conquered TV, radio, and animation. Now he's trying his hand at a feature film. By John Bolster 88 SPY GAMES How to stay under the radar of technology trackers 104 BOINK: COLLEGE SEX BY THE PEOPLE HAVING IT Erotic essays by horny coeds 120 BLOW BY BLOW Chelsea Summers reveals her love of deep-throating 137 DEAR DR. Z Find the perfect one-night stand DEPARTMENTS 4 FORUM 58 GAMETIME 92 STAND-UP GUYS 124 PENTHOUSE BOOKS 140 X-RATED VIDEO 150 PAST PERFECT