Penthouse April 2008

FULL FRONTAL 11 Flicks Apocalyptic movies, blind mountain climbers, the Rolling Stones, and more 16 Sirens Indievixen Katy Perry 18 Sounds Panic at the Disco, Gnarls Barkley, and reviews 24 Joystick Grand Theft Auto IV Turning Point, Ninja Gaiden 2, and more 26 Reads Headless Body in Topless Bar; Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea; and more reviews LIFE ON TOP 29 Pour House Serve up some oral foreplay 32 The Goods Lug your stuff with style 34 Tech The tools to tape your spring break 36 Freewheelin' Aprilia SportCity 250 and Suzuki Burgman 650 Executive 38 Pet Peeves Jamie Lynn on March badness PICTORIALS 40 La Vie en Rose Ava Rose 72 High Voltage Pet of the Month Alektra Blue 94 Spring Breakdown Lexi and Risi 110 Code Red Jayme Langford 126 Lacegirls Codi and Kayla FEATURES 52 Warrior Wire The New York Times attacks our military heroes, By Matthew Currier Burden 60 The Prisoner of Patriot Point "Little Dog" Crooks patrols the Mexico-U.S. border to prevent illegal immigration and drug running. Is he an American hero or a racist, armed vigilante? By Johnny Rico 68 Stand-Up Guys We found him on YouTube: comedian Jonathan Fin. By Chaunce Hayden 88 Play Ball! Please Get ready for the first pitch of 2008 with our Major League Baseball preview. By John Bolster 06 Just the FAQs, Ma'am The 12 most common questions guys ask at sex shops. By Jennifer Matlack 120 Hard News Coed naked yoga 137 Dear Dr. Z How to pull off the perfect one-night stand DEPARTMENTS 4 Forum 556 Gametime 104 Penthouse Clubs 122 Illustrated Forum 140 X-Rated Video 150 Peep Show