Penthouse August 2008

PICTORIALS 42 Sooner Siren Ashlynn Brooke 72 Pretty Woman Pet of the Month Jessica Jaymes 92 Sugar and Spice Morgan and Marlie 110 Georgia Rules Georgia Jones 126 Happy Endings Darenzia and Sasha FULL FRONTAL 11 Sounds Pop princess Kerli Koiv claims Love Is Dead, Motley Crue, and other reviews 18 Flicks Justin Theroux tries his hand at screenwriting, and reviews 22 DVDs Spaced, Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantjnamo Bay, and other reviews 24 Joystick Our five favorite busty babes of videogames; previews and reviews 26 Reads Christian Lander talks about Stuff White People Like LIFE ON TOP 29 Travel Macau is a towering shrine to making your own luck. 32 Tech Timeless items to get you noticed without breaking the bank 34 Modern Savage Facial hair says something about you. How to send the right message. 36 Freewheelin' The Ducati Desmosedici RR 38 Pet Peeves Valentina Vaughn 40 The Pour House The frozen bullfrog FEATURES 54 The Patriot Guard Vietnam veterans escort fallen war heroes. By Johnny Rico 60 Olympics Preview The 2008 Games promise plenty of drama, both in and out of competition. 66 Napoléon's Privates The weirdest celebrity memorabilia: body parts! By Tony Perrottet 88 Hard News Do real men play with RealDolls? 102 The Sum of Her Parts Get a grip on her hot spots: exploring your girlfriend's sexual anatomy. By Em & Lo 106 The Hooker MBA A call girl applies modern business concepts to the world's oldeSt profession. By Michael Kaplan 120 The Art of Point Blank A fail-safe method to get girls without looking like a dick. By Russ Meneve 7 Dear Dr. Z An easy guide to great loving, no matter how big —or small—you are. By Victoria Zdrok, Ph.D. DEPARTMENTS 4 Forum 124 X-Rated Videos 150 Peep Show