Penthouse December 2008

PICTORIALS 41 Pet of the Year Playoff 72 Six Mile High Club Pet of the Month Tori Black 94 Jungle Fever Sandy and Cindy 110 Blondes on Blonde Chikita 126 Precious Metals Jaclyn and Lana FULL FRONTAL 11 Reads Videogame art, surviving in the wild, and reviews. 16 Flicks Mickey Rourke's The Wrestler, plus previews and reviews. 18 DVDs The Dark Knight, Hellboy II, 20 The Sopranos, and more. 20 Sirens Lenka: Australian for hot. 22 Sounds Bloc Party get personal, plus reviews. LIFE ON TOP 27 Freewheelin' The new crop of 2009 bikes. 32 Driving Force James Bond's latest Aston Martin. 34 Pet Peeves Martina Warren's first-date tips. 36 The Pour House A bold new hangover remedy. FEATURES 38 Penthouse Top 40 Expand your "brocabulary" with our dick-tionary. By Daniel Maurer 56 Holy Hookup, Batman! When it comes to sexual-fantasy fan fiction, the Caped Crusader is Casanova. By Shari Goldhagen 60 Basic Instinct Adam Rifkin on National Lampoon's Stoned Age and his costar, Ali Larter. By Kara Wahlgren 68 Warrior Wire A former World War II POW lives with hidden terrors. By Norman Bussel 88 Stand-up Guys Mike Birbiglia's pajama marketing. By John Bolster 104 Sexual Multitasking Pros and cons of the sixty-nine position. By Em & Lo 120 Cougar Confessions These days, women can and will rob the cradle. By Ilona Paris 137 Dear Dr. Z Condom etiquette. By Victoria Zdrok, Ph.D. DEPARTMENTS 4 Forum 54 Gametime 92 Working Stiff 108 Penthouse Books 140 X-Rated Video 150 Peep Show