Penthouse January 2009

PICTORIALS 34 In the Lap of Luxury Pet of the Year Taya Parker 72 Anyway You Want Me Pet of the Month Teagan Presley 94 Naughty Is Nice Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen 112 Take the Gloves Off— Brea Lynn 128 Pool Party Brynn and Lindsay FULL FRONTAL 11 Reads Tile Tequila, and last-minute gift ideas. 14 Flicks The Che Guevara and Biggie Smalls biopics and more, plus DVDs for gifting. 16 Sounds Our new favorite MILF In This Moment's Maria Brink—plus reviews. 20 Joystick Damnation, Deadly Creatures, Xbox vs. PS3. LIFE ON TOP 23 Pourhouse Giving holiday spirits. 26 Driving Force Challenger SRT8—the ultimate muscle car. 28 Tech iPod accessories. 30 Pet Peeves Lux Kassidy gets physical. FEATURES 32 Penthouse Top 40 Songs about sex. By Jim DeRogatis 46 The Bare Essentials What every man needs to know. By Gregg Stebben 52 Inside Job Get inside the best football highlights show. By Peter Schrager 58 Warrior Wire Is basic training too easy?By Johnny Rico 62 Digging for Dirt ODB's nasty rap godfather, Blowfly. By Jaime Lowe 68 "I Fuckin' Shot That!' Making your own porn. By Em & Lo 88Into the Land of Green What's more American than working on a huge pot farm? By Harmon Leon 104 Fuck Buddies 101 Tips for setting up a sexwith-no-strings-attached relationship. By Jennifer Matlack 139 Dear Dr. Z A guide to picking up girls around the world. By Victoria Zdrok, Ph.D. DEPARTMENTS 4 Forum 108 Penthouse Books 122 Illustrated Forum 126 X-Rated Video 150 Peep Show