Penthouse May 2009

PICTORIALS 40 TayaParker Our Pet of the Year is also our Rock of Love 65 Absolutely Fabulous Pet of the Month: Lexxi Tyler 86 Lounging Around Zafira & Cindy 102 Down on the Farm Sophia Lynn 120 Spring Fling Isobel &Taylor FULL FRONTAL 9 Revealing Entertainment 10 Flicks The Star Trek reboot. 12 DVDs The original Trek. 14 Sounds Hip-hop icon Lil Wayne goes rock on Rebirth. 16 Joystick Will Arnett and Neil Patrick Harris voice Eat Lead. 18 Reads A look at In-N-Out Burger. LIFE ON TOP 21 Burn! Baby, Burn! Fire up the grill, and go beyond the standard burgers and dogs. 26 Driving Force Mitsubishi's Lancer Evolution. 28 Pet Peeves Tori Black. 29 Live and Learn Can grooming the boys lead to better blowjobs? 30 Scoundrel Meat-free zone. 32 The Pour House The mint julep. FEATURES 34 The Penthouse Top 40 Reality-show moments that make us proud to be prime-time voyeurs. By Kara Wahlgren 8 Rock of Love's Big John Bret Michaels' right-hand man is interviewed by Pet of the Year Taya Parker. 54 Plum Smuggler Thomas Lennon has been an actor, writer, and sketch comic. But he's just getting started. By John Bolster 58 Mongol Rally, Part One A fearsome auto "race" that spans 9,000 miles, 18 countries, and 5 weeks. Breakdowns expected. Disaster desired. By John Rico 82 10 Steps Into the Woods If you're heading into the wilderness, take it one step at a time. By Gregg Stebben 96 Baker's Dozen, Dude Thirteen scenarios in which weed makes it possible to access your feminine side without repercussion. By Drew Magary 98 Tightly Tucked Erotic fiction by Alison Tyler DEPARTMENTS 4 Forum 48 Gametime 80 Hard News 112 Illustrated Forum 11 6 Dear Dr. Z 130 X-Rated Video 142 Peep Show