Penthouse October 2009

PICTORIALS 34 The Blue Angel Ava Blue 64 Ryan's Privates Pet of the Month Ryan Keely 90 Makeup Sex Cindy & Victoria 106 Girl Power Anju McIntyre 124 Getting Wet Renee & Asa FULL FRONTAL 9 Revealing Entertainment 10 TV Everything old is new again this season. 13 Sirens Big Love's Noa Tishby. 14 Flicks Megan Fox in Jennifer's Body. 15 DVDs Our favorite new rock documentary, Anvil! 16 Sounds You Me at Six frontman Josh Franceschi. 18 Joystick The Beatles: Rock Star and Guitar Hero 5. 20 Reads Comedy's Queen of Mean, Lisa Lampanelli. LIFE ON TOP 23 Boxy Chic The Nissan cube. 26 Freewheelin' The Honda Fury. 28 Tech Hot wireless gear. 30 Live & Learn A sex scene that redefines hörror. 32 The Pour House Applejack. FEATURES 44 2009-10 NFL Preview Impact signings, playoff picks, the hottest girlfriends, and more. By Peter Schrager 48 The Mile-High Club Spectacular natural attractions in the great outdoors enhance Denver's bachelor-party-locale appeal. By Tyler Gray 54 Bum Notice Cranking up the heat with Roastmaster General Jeffrey Ross. By John Bolster 58 Devil's Advocate Inside the Church of Satan— where sin is a sacrament and all manner of sexual activity is sanctified. By Bob Johnson 81 Halloween Howl The hottest costumes for this year's parties. By Christine Colby 86 Hot for Words If more English teachers looked like this, we'd all have Ph.D.'s in literature. By Marina Orlova 100 The Fursuit of Happiness A Neverland-like utopia for adults who don't want to grow up. By Harmon Leon 120 Bedtime Stories "Dirty Sexy Money," erotic fiction from Life on Top, by Clara Darling DEPARTMENTS 4 Forum 114 X-Rated Video 116 Dear Dr. Z 142 Peep Show