Playboy June 2000

COVER STORY Jodi Ann Paterson, Miss October 1999, started stealing the show in teen beauty pageants, then used her poise in broadcast journalism. "Even after I was chosen to be a Playmate, I never thought I had any chance to be Playmate of the Year," says this year's winner. Our readers begged to differ. Photographer Arny Freytag, like our Rabbit, is a sucker for beautiful women. FEATURES 84 THE BOND FILES Thought you had all the dope on 007? In honor of Bond's 40th anniversary in PLAYBOY, we present the ultimate insider's guide. His guns, his cars, his exercise tips—not to mention Pussy Galore and Plenty O'Toole. 104 PORN-AGAIN MOVIES With titles such as Sorest Rump and Shaving Ryan's Privates, the adult-video industry deserves an Oscar for wit and usurpation. 110 INSIDE STUART Can you say Geek Cheek? The nerdy pitchman for Ameritrade has become TV's first slacker superstar 112 THE NEW SUPERATHLETE Rip up the record books. Soon we'll need real-time reports—like stock quotes—to keep track of the advances in sports. BY ALLEN BARRA 130 RULES FOR THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP Shrinks love to instruct men on how to make relationships work. We offer PLAYBOY'S Seven Golden Rules—and explain why you need to break every one. BY STEVEN SLON 136 HOW TO SURVIVE A NIGHT IN TIJUANA Psst. Wanna visit a donkey bar? Buy Cuban cigars? We tell you what you need to revel at the world's most popular border bazaar. BY ROBERT B. DESALVO 137 LITTLE ANNIE FANNY A popular sports magazine takes Annie to the shores of Loch Ness for its annual swimsuit shoot. BY RAY LAGO AND DON WIMMER 144 20Q JAMES COBURN He personifies cool in classic guy flicks, from Our Man Flint to The Great Escape. Last year's Affliction won him an Oscar. He deserves another for his musings on violence, villainy and high colonics. BY DAVID RENSIN 146 SURFING THE WEB FOR CONTRABAND The Internet is better than a Russian Mafia tag sale. Guns, drugs, pirated movies and software are all just a click away. BY MARK EHRMAN FICTION 82 DOUBLESHOT Long train rides can be deadly—especially when your strange new friend is a beautiful blonde. Watch your back, Mr. Bond. BY RAYMOND BENSON 102 ENABLER Her clients used to come for regressions and hypnotherapy. Now they come for sex. BY CHUCK PALAHNIUK INTERVIEW 45 TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE The devilish duo behind South Park have hit 30 (OK, one's 29) and are freaking out. Maybe that explains their cheerful tirades about corrupt studios, Robert Redford and movie execs who have sex once a year. BY STEVE POND PICTORIALS 92 CARRE'S COMEBACK The star of Wild Orchid and the ex–Mrs. Mickey Rourke rode a comeback wave in SI's swimsuit issue. For us she dropped the swimsuit. 116 PLAYMATE: SHANNON STEWART'S BLEND The bayou hides many secrets—but we've uncovered the best. Miss June is a Cajun queen. 150 PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR: Jodi Ann Paterson The first lady of the millennium was born in Indonesia and moved to Oregon. We say, "Thank you, globalization." NOTES AND NEWS 17 THE WORLD OF PLAYBOY 18 VALENTINE'S PARTY 55 THE PLAYBOY FORUM Florida swingers and strippers; censorship in canada 193 PLAYMATE NEWS Personal websites; Centerfold quiz; Scott Foley's favorite. DEPARTMENTS 3 PLAYBILL 23 DEAR PLAYBOY 27 AFTER HOURS 40 WIRED 42 LIVING ONLINE 46 MEN 49 MANTRACK 53 THE PLAYBOY ADVISOR 128 PARTY JOKES 190 WHERE AND HOW TO BUY 197 ON THE SCENE 198 GRAPEVINE 200 POTPOURRI LIFESTYLE 106 DADS AND GRADS Knock yourself out with rare cigars, a cool PalmCam and the ultimate CD machine. 132 DIGITAL DESTINY Bedside cinema, TV cell phones and portable Internet players. 141 DAVE'S GARAGE Mercedes' slick sports car; the inside dope on Jaguar and Aston Martin; test-driving a Saab. BY DAVID STEVENS REVIEWS 32 MOVIES Kevin Spacey's Big Kahuna; Stanley "Big Night" Tucci; screenplays. 36 VIDEO The Sopranos' Lorraine Bracco; blaxploitation; The Story of O. 38 MUSIC D'Angelo's Voodoo; Steely Dan recast; Lovin' Spoonful makes the Hall of Fame.