Playboy November 2002

COVER STORY Beautiful actress Kristy Swanson is to die for. And that has nothing to do with her playing Buffy the Vampire Slayer in the movie that started it all. We loved her in Big Daddy and Dude, Where's My Car? So we asked Kristy to shoot a very intimate sequel with photographer Phillip Dixon: Dude, Where's My Clothing? Our Bunny, who loves to neck, is tressed out. FEATURES 72 AL QAEDA AT HOME, OUR HOME Terror expert Rohan Gunaratna, author of Inside Al Qaeda, has unsettling news about Islamic fundamentalists and how they are able to hide here. BY LEOPOLD FROEHLICH 89 PLAYBOY'S TOP 25 PARTY SCHOOLS Nobody knows campus craziness like students, so we compiled their true tales of debauchery. All you serious academics—don't miss our ranking of the raucous. BY ALISON PRATO 108 LOU DOBBS: IS THE MARKET HOPELESS? The maven of CNN's hugely popular Moneyline doesn't mince words. We asked him about the economy, September 11, corporate skulduggery, his man W, CNN and where the Dow might be headed. As always, we received blunt, provocative answers. BY DAVID SHEFF 114 BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE A team of MIT math students scams the biggest casinos in Vegas—and it's party time with stars and gobs of cash. But what happens when the luck runs out for the canny card counters? BY BEN MEZRICH 116 CRIBS ON WHEELS Star athletes spend tens of thousands of dollars to customize their rides. Here's every detail, starting with Emmitt Smith's Cadillac Escalade. BY KEN GROSS 121 CENTERFOLDS ON SEX: JODI ANN PATERSON When the time is right, pull her into the kitchen and get ready to cook. 122 20Q MARSHALL FAULK The St. Louis Rams superstar explains his team's surprising Super Bowl loss to the Patriots and discusses his relationship with the coach. His secret to success: total concentration. BY MARK RIBOWSKY FICTION 86 SWALLOWING Tiff promised a night of wild and kinky fun. But just when things were going great—gag!—our hero was off to the hospital. Who knew going down could lead to going under? BY STEVE AMICK INTERVIEW 63 WILLIE NELSON What an entertainer! When he's not reminiscing about his eventful life, he's telling jokes. But the legendary singer who wrote On the Road Again and Crazy has plenty of serious stuff on his mind, too. Start with patriotism, poverty and pot. BY DAVID SHEFF PICTORIALS 76 SEX IN CINEMA Girls with girls, older women with younger guys, real-life swingers, rowdy trysts—you know, the usual. BY JAMIE MALANOWSKI 94 PLAYMATE: SERRIA TAWAN "I enjoy shaking my ass with the best of them at a club," says Miss November. Need we say more? 126 KRISTY SWANSON The original vampire slayer is—how could we resist?—Buffy in the buff Take a big bite. NOTES AND NEWS 14 FUN ON THE FOURTH Matthew Perry, Cohn Farrell and Verne Troyer celebrate independence with Hef 16 FIGHT NIGHT AT THE MANSION ESPN2 boxing went live from Hef's crib, complete with ring-card Bunnies. 53 THE PLAYBOY FORUM Drug testing, zero tolerance and the Pledge of Allegiance forrapacious lawyers and naughty chief execs. 159 PLAYMATE NEWS Nicole Narain interviews Pete Yorn; Geraldo's favorite Playmate. DEPARTMENTS 5 PLAYBILL 19 DEAR PLAYBOY 23 AFTER HOURS 33 WIRED 40 LIVING ONLINE 41 PLAYBOY TV 42 PLAYBOY.COM 44 MEN 47 MANTRACK 51 THE PLAYBOY ADVISOR 106 PARTY JOKES 158 WHERE AND HOW TO BUY 164 GRAPEVINE 166 POTPOURRI LIFESTYLE 110 PARTY TRAY Wake up to the exciting new liquor category—"Malternatives." 163 STEPPING UP IN CLASS It's Toyota Camry versus the Honda Accord in a high-end shootout. BY ARTHUR KRETCHMER REVIEWS 32 MUSIC Queens of the Stone Age, Ladytron and MF Grimm. 34 MOVIES Jackass, Madonna, Hannibal—what a great fall. 38 VIDEO The future is back, Beatles on DVD.