Playboy February 2003

COVER STORY Alison Eastwood is a magnum force to be reckoned with. Clint's daughter has made the jump from modeling to acting—and she even has her own ranch-inspired clothing line. For Contributing Photographer Arny Freytag, Alison sends her wardrobe high-plains drifting. Our Rabbit wears his heart on her sleeve. FEATURES 44 G-MEN IN CRISIS After September 11 the FBI got a new mandate: Hunt down terrorists. Trouble is, the storied feds can't both root out Al Qaeda and catch the homegrown killers, car thieves and goombas. Guess who's rejoicing. BY JEFFREY ROBINSON 80 COED SEX ADVICE The sauciest read at college isn't Tropic of Cancer or Lady Chatterley's Lover. It's the advice columns in school newspapers, written by young women who love to ad-on nipple clamps, threesomes and raunch. BY ANTONIA SIMIGIS 84 WHY YOU CAN'T GET TICKETS You're not a VIP and want seats at hot concerts and big-time sports events, it's all a beating the scalper mafia. BY CHIP ROWE 104 CATCH '22' Emmitt Smith is the most prolific runner in the history of pro football. He also has lots to say about great sex with his wife, dealing with pain and the business sense that could make him an NFL owner. BY KEVIN COOK 107 WANT A WOODY? The Alpha Z 33 is a 100-mile-an-hour mahogany powerboat. BY CHARLES PLUEDDEMAN 111 CENTERFOLDS ON SEX: TINA JORDAN Tina likes to play coy, but she's game—in bathrooms, elevators and bars. 20Q BERNIE MAC One of the original Kings of Comedy, Mac has his own Fox TV show now—and a it role as President Chris Rock's veep. He talks about throwing the dick, getting ripped off by his own dad and the joy of a manicure. BY DAVID RENSIN FICTION 74 WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN Imagine being drunk for weeks on end, wolfing down every pill you can get your hands on—and playing the loudest, most anarchic rock-and-roll shows ever. Now imagine you're John Entwistle, the Who's bottom-end ox. BY JIM SHEPARD INTERVIEW 59 JIMMY KIMMEL The former Man Show host is about to flip late-night TV the bird. Lucky you. Here nobody censors his hilarious shtick about spanking it, getting laid in parking lots and smearing Adam Corolla with—well, you know. BY KEVIN COOK PICTORIALS 68 CYBER GIRLS We post 52 a year on our website. Imagine the competition. Now check out the winners. 90 PLAYMATE: CHARIS BOYLE This Virginia native loves a jolt of excitement. 122 ALISON EASTWOOD Ride, she said, and we pulled off our boots. NOTES AND NEWS 13 HANGIN' WITH HEF Jake Gyllenhaal and Colin Farrell rally at Hef's house. 49 THE PLAYBOY FORUM The truth about false confessions, creationism update, filthy films get fixed. 151 PLAYMATE NEWS Robert Forster's favorite Playmate, Lisa Dergan on Fox' NFL Show. DEPARTMENTS 3 PLAYBILL 15 DEAR PLAYBOY 19 AFTER HOURS 32 WIRED, LIVING ONLINE, GAMES 38 PLAYBOY TV 40 PLAYBOY.COM 41 MEN 43 MANTRACK 47 THE PLAYBOY ADVISOR 102 PARTY JOKES 148 WHERE AND HOW TO BUY 155 ON THE SCENE 156 GRAPEVINE 158 POTPOURRI LIFESTYLES 78 STAND BACK! I DON'T KNOW HOW BIG THIS THING IS GONNA GET! We zoom in on the newest crop of long digital lenses. 86 SCENTS THAT SCORE The latest men's fragrances are the next best thing to aphrodisiacs. 116 FRONT ROW FASHION Catch a glimpse of the latest cat-walk trends set to pave the streets. BY JOSEPH DE ACETIS REVIEWS 27 MOVIES Christina Ricci pops Prozac, Bruce Willis goes Special Ops, Kyra Sedgwick steals the scene. 29 VIDEO Great war films, hit (and randy) Britcom on DVD 30 MUSIC Billy Joe Shaver, We Ragazzi, Yeah Yeah Yeahs. 35 BOOKS Seven-inch culture, On Blondes and a history of Motown.