Playboy July 2003

COVER STORY With darling Nikki Schieler Ziering stealing scenes in the latest American Pie sequel, American Wedding, and heating up the jungle set of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, PLAYBOY decided to send Senior Contributing Photographer Stephen Wayda on a mission: Get Nikki's clothes out of here! Our Rabbit gets all knotted up by Miss September 1997. FEATURES 64 SEX ON THE EDGE For years, different drugs have been touted as ultimate aphrodisiacs. Now there's foxy, a new sex potion that gets club kids—and law enforcement—all hot and bothered. Does it work? Is it dangerous? Our fearless writer scores a vial and tells all. BY HEATHER CALDWELL 80 WAVE RAVE Whether you're into skimming, jet-skiing or bare-ass kayaking, we'll bring out your inner sea hoss with this summer's coolest surf-busting machines. 82 WAR OF THE WORDS A gentleman's profession? Ha! Literary and media heavies—from Tom Wolfe and Norman Mailer to Dave Eggers and Tina Brown—have a bad habit of getting nasty. And their poison-pen put-downs live forever in cyberspace. Behold five of the most ferocious, keyboard-melting fends. BY SIMON DUMENCO 88 AMERICA THE BREWFUL There's only one way to know if microbrews like Blackened Voodoo, Weizenheimer and Ghettoblaster stand up to their names. PLAYBOY chugs a brewer's dozen and spills the results. BY JAMES OLIVER CURY 104 DEAR FRIENDS, GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! Apparently the future isn't all it's cracked up to be. The good news: In 2053, men have multiple penises. The bad news: everything else. Read our recently discovered letters from the future or risk a forehead demerit label. BY DAVID CROSS 106 ZORA EXPOSED Joe Millionaire's good girl has a wild side—and it's peeking through her lingerie. 116 20Q RACHEL WEISZ The star of the Mummy movies went to Cambridge, but she still loves to roll around in the mud and get dirty. She even thinks the overweight, overmedicated Elvis was cute. No, you are not dreaming, and, yes, she is perfect. BY ROBERT CRANE 119 CENTERFOLDS ON SEX: REBECCA SCOTT Rebecca likes her men to fondle and lick her everywhere. And we mean everywhere. 120 THE HIPSTER'S GUIDE TO DATING Grab your horn-rimmed glasses and vintage sneakers and check out our can't-miss guide to nailing bohemian chicks. You'll thank us later. BY ROBERT LANHAM FICTION 76 JOINT CUSTODY The hot new girlfriend has a pet. No problem. Except that her pet happens to be a 100-pound potbellied pig she shares with an ex. BY STEVE AMICK INTERVIEW 59 LISA MARIE PRESLEY She is the daughter of the King, but she's no princess, as she reveals in a Playboy Interview that covers Jacko, Nicolas Cage, her dad and more. "My taste in sex," Presley says, "is probably 'porn style.' I am a little dark. I like it rough, the way they do things in porn movies." We're all shook up. BY ROB TANNENBAUM PICTORIALS 70 2 FAST, 2 FURIOUS, 2 FINE The tricked-out rides from the sequel to The Fast and the Furious meet the nude girls of street racing. 90 PLAYMATE: MARKETA JANSKA Beautiful? Czech. Naked? Czech. 126 NIKKI SCHIELER ZIERING In Hollywood, Nikki's a rising star. In PLAYBOY, Nikki's nekkid! NOTES AND NEWS 11 THE WORLD OF PLAYBOY 12 MARDI GRAS MANSION MADNESS Darya Conger, Justin Timberlake and Tara Reid party with beads and Bunnies. 51 THE PLAYBOY FORUM Pot stamps, seam and soldiers who say "PLAYBOY is my co-pilot." 155 PLAYMATE NEWS Shanna Moakler rocks Blink-182, George Lopez' favorite Playmate. DEPARTMENTS 3 PLAYBILL 15 DEAR PLAYBOY 21 AFTER HOURS 40 PLAYBOY TV 42 PLAYBOY.COM 45 MANTRACK 49 THE PLAYBOY ADVISOR 102 PARTY JOKES 139 WHERE AND HOW TO BUY 159 ON THE SCENE 160 GRAPEVINE 162 POTPOURRI LIFESTYLE 108 THE NEW PLAYBOY There's no better place to update your fashion sense than the Playboy Mansion. BY JOSEPH DE ACETIS 114 THE LUX LIFE The New Playboy knows that accessories make the outfit. And the man. BY JOSEPH DE ACETIS REVIEWS 31 MOVIES Harrison Ford returns in Hollywood Homicide; is Drew's Angels 2 dumber than Dumberer? 33 MUSIC Radiohead, Pete Yon, David Banner and the Deftones. 34 GAMES Supercross champ Ricky Carmichael revs up extreme racing games, the Hulk gets four rabbits. 36 DVD Bond, breaking down New Wave films and gorgeous Katie Holmes—topless! Yes, topless! 38 BOOKS Joe Queenan on the woes of sports fans and the author of Fast Food Nation on Reefer Madness