Rockstar September 2006

PICTORIALS 24 P.J. (Covergirl): SHAG-WORTHY Photography by Michael Bisco 38 LUX KASSIDY: SHE'S THE BOMB Photobgraphy by Michael Bisco 60 CASSIDEY RAE (Centerfold): BOUND TO PLEASE Photography by Michael Bisco 80 LINDY: BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE Photography by Michael Bisco 94 CRISTAL: THE EYES HAVE IT Photography by Charles Lightfoot 130 ROCKSTAR ROOKIE A.J. ISSUE'S STANDARDS 08 CONTRIBUTORS 11 Publisher's Statement 12 MAIL CALL 16 ROCKSTAR REPORT Bulletins From Planet Freak 20 GEAR FACTOR Five Accessories for Your ROCKSTAR Lifestyle 22 CONSOLE CULTURE The Best New Video Games 128 LOVE LETTER We Love Rebecca Romijn 13 PARTING NOTE Geeky Gamers Get Totally Wet for the XBox 360 FEATURES 35 THE 10 BIGGEST SCANDALS IN SPORTS HISTORY by Rick Cipes 48 AUTO EROTICA Meet the Scantily Clad Vixens of NOPI 54 RHYMES AND REASON Busta's Back With a Bang by Patrick Berkery 73 THE NEW SEX ED How XXX Took Over Academia by Shane Andalou 76 HOT FOR STUDENT If Female Educators Loving Underage Male Students is Wrong, These Women Don't Want to Be Right by Dan Kapelovitz 88 COMING TO HER SENSES Getting Into Her Pants Through Her Eyes, Ears, Nose, Throat and Skin by Sean Hewitt 103 INVASION OF THE BODY-PARTS SNATCHERS The Ghoulish Behavior of Michael Mastromarino and Joseph Nicelli by Kevin Giordano 107 VIEWER DISCRETION Advised Congress Prepares to Screw You Yet Again With Its Proposed Cable Legislation by Lewis Helfand