Stag February 1981

4 BACKSTAGE AT STAG 6 OPENING UP Nora plays with the U.S. Male 10 SNEAK PREVIEW X-rated reviews by Richard Milner 13 THE STAG RAG America's Nookie Newspaper 19 THE ULTIMATE INSIDER Porn news by Marc Stevens 22 STAG SWINGS AT A SWANK PARTY Article by Richard Milner 26 CASINO ROYALE Article by Suzanne Felzen 31 OLYMPIC FEVER Article by Bob Gordon 38 THE GLASER BROTHERS Interview by Lois Lazarus 43 BARBARELLA Pictorial featuring Stagdate Barbara Bell 54 CLIP JOB Fiction by Mark Melnick 59 POLLY Pictorial featuring Stagdate Polly Davis 64 52 REASONS TO ROMP Humor by Jane Kramer 67 STOOD UP IN SANTA FE Article by Mandy 77 HOT CHAT Readers discuss their wildest sex experiences EDITORIAL NOTE (BACKSTAGE AT STAG) Look, you little slime suckers, it's not easy producing this magazine for you each month. It's a bitch—and it's damn well time enough that you knew that. Oh, I know what you're thinking. You figure that I'm nothing more than some shit-foot New York pretty boy who edits Stag because it was the only job I could get. Well, that ain't the way it is. We, myself and my staff, bust our hump every month to bring you the hottest men's magazine possible. And what happens? Do you guys show your appreciation? Do you buy out every copy at the newsstand? Do you drop me a letter to tell me that you like and appreciate our efforts? No. The only time I hear from you is when you've got some petty complaint. Like the letter I got from Ebenezer H. of Iowa. Dear Ebenezer, who didn't even have the balls to sign his last name, wrote in to complain that Stag doesn't have enough stories about Iowa. Well hot shit, how about that? Stag's editors are only as good as our readers and if there is something in Iowa that we should know about, it's your job to tell us. Our publisher, except for rare trips, keeps us chained here in the Apple and if you don't tell us what's hot and what's happening in your home town, we're not going to be able to cover it. Instead, we have to spend mornings like the one I've. just gone through. Looking to bring you the hottest, brightest centerfold for the February issue, I put out an open call for models. For three and a half hours I had to sit behind my desk while a stream of smelly skanks sashayed their snatches before me. Each slut was worse than the one before her and when my office finally took on the stench of poached shark, I threw all the others out of the reception area. Neither I, nor my room deodorizer, could take any more. You guys might think I have a dream job, but if you'd spend just one day seeing the scuzz that slithers through here, you'd know that it is anything but fun. But just because the open call only produced sleazoids doesn't mean we at Stag didn't break our balls to find just the right girls for our gala centerfold spread. This month, starting on page 43, we have one of the sexiest, wildest centerfolds to ever appear in a men's magazine. And starting on page 67, you'll find the latest exploits of Stag's Angels. Those of you who were with us last month know who the Angels are. They are Stag's Sex Squad. A trio of gorgeous women who will go any- where and do anything to investigate the sexual underside of America. This month, they got a tip about a guy in Santa Fe who had two cocks. I talked to the guy, and not only did he claim to have double dongs, he also said that he was the owner of the most lavish spread in the state. He said that he was the owner of a ranch packed with females who lived for his commands. That sounded like something you guys would want to know about and I sent Angels Mac and Mandy out to investigate. When you read their report, you'll weep. And well you should. Our Angels have devilish ways. Like so many of you out there, that rancher in New Mexico was having fun with us. He was toying with Stag. And that, frankly, is what has me so pissed off. We're not in this for the money. The men and women at Stag are dedicated to a lifestyle. That lifestyle, in a word, can be described as fun. Sex is fun and we try to deliver that message with each issue. But I'll tell you something. We can't do it without your support. We need you to buy the magazine every month. We need you to write us, call us and tell us what's happening in this great nation of ours. Stag can only be as good as the intentions of its readers. And that, my friends, is the truth.