Stag June 1982

6 OPENING UP WITH KANDI Each month, Kandi Barbour answers the rudest letters you readers send in. If you want to get in touch with Kandi, write to her do Stag, 888 7th Ave., New York City 10106. 8 THE FIRST PORN STAR WEDDING! "Do you promise to love, honor and obey until death do you part?" HELL NO! 13 FREE STREET SEX POSTER 16 MEASURING UP Hanging out with the Hung Jury When you measure your meat, do you put the ruler on the top of your cock or below, starting at the balls? Find out all about the first club in the world where penis size is the only membership requirement. 20 THE PUSSY POSSE Is Mistress Candice really a pussycat? What's the big news that Jill Monroe has for us? And what trouble did Annie Sprinkle manage to get into this month? It's all here. 23 THE STAG RAG At last! A workable plan to cut down on unemployment and help the economy—put pictures of pornstars on dollar bills. Read all about it. 28 THE MANY FACES KANDI BARBOUR Kandi is more than just Kandi. Kandi is a cheerleader, Kandi is a dominatrix, Kandi is a slut. Now for the first time you can get deep inside Kandi Barbour. 35 HOW TO MAKE IT WITH THE DOLLS OF DIXIE The girls of the South are the biggest cockteasers in the world. But they're also the best in bed. Find out what it is that makes them so special ... and what it takes to make them. 40 DOLLY PARTON PROFILE Article by Brandon LeSeur Speaking of Southern ladies, here's the sexiest one of them all. You'll find out that there's more to Dolly than a big chest, and you'll love her all the more! 44 BABETTE This Southern honey's tits may not be as big as Dolly Parton's, but she just adores pick up trucks. Find out why! 52 THE STAG GAGS 54 WHITE LINE LADY Fiction by Billy Dave Hilton We took a survey of all you readers last year and found out a lot of you guys are into trucking. So here's a trucker story that will drive you over the line! 59 COPY YOUR COOZE! Girls sitting on copy machines to xerox their cunts. What more can you say? We did it, we're not ashamed of it, and we think you're going to cream in your jeans over it. 64 ZAP! BEEP! POW! VIDEO SEX GAMES! Article by Dan Gutman Asteroids may be fun, but not as much as Hemorrhoids. Warlords may be fun, but nothing compared to Whorelords. Get off on these new video games, and you don't even need a quarter. 68 SNEAK PREVIEW X-rated reviews by Richard Milner 78 MAIL ORDER MART 85 MORE THAN A WOMAN Question: What do you call a lady who has a cock? Answer: Turn to page 85. 99 TELE-SEX DIRECTORY There are hundreds of girls out there that are dying to "talk you off" on the phone. Here's how to get in touch. 96 SHOW US YOUR TITS