Swank November 1997

6 Jordan The brunette of your dreams...your wet dreams! 18 Letters Sexy encounters in the real world! 22 Breanna & Elle A lustful taxi ride to sheer ecstasy! 34 Dial Nikki Nikki has fun with a boyfriend! 36 Heather Tight buns, tanned tits, what else can we say! 44 Jenteal Dreams A porn star in dreamland! 46 Andrea & Ian The baker and his assistant heat up the kitchen! 60 Knight Moves Summer goes to a porn party! 62 Rachel She spreads it all outdoors! 70 Microbes of Destruction These little suckers are our worst nightmare! 73 Karen Let this blonde take u away from it all! 84 Josie Warning! This beauty will raise your blood pressure! 97 Floyd's Funnies The funnyman fools around! 98 Forty and Horny Older women are great in the sack! 102 Tina & Daniela Lusty lezzies in the pool—cool! 175 Patricia This classy blonde teases and pleases! 184 Next Month Be prepared for the best! EDITORIAL NOTE Do this. Why the hell did you do that? Don't you listen when I'm speaking to you? Raise denied. You're fired. Your car's got a flat. The rent's due. It goes on...and on...and on. Ain't got nothin' but trouble? Cheer up. In your hands is the cure, at least a temporary one, for all the daily stress, strain and anxiety heaped upon you. Escape! That's the answer. After an exciting SWANK break you'll be pumped and primed to go after that oppressive bull, grab it by the horns and straighten out its ass. However, for right now let's begin our pilgrimage through a land brimming with beauty, satiated with sexuality and exploding with erotic escapism. Wham, barn, here we go—Jordan opens her legs to welcome you, Tina & Daniela and Elle & Breanna have a lickfest, Andrea & Ian pork at work, then there's Josie, Karen, Rachel, Heather, and Patricia. Enough? Never! There's Jenteal, Nikki, Summer and even a few surprises! This could be the greatest news you've heard since they announced the return of original Coke Over 40, Better Late Than Ever. Get ready to be shocked as this exciting expose reveals the hidden truth about the unbridled sexuality of the "older woman"! We have to warn you, after reading this article you may just find yourself trading in your college coed cutie for her mother! Hey, how 'bout this for a slap back to reality— Microbes of Destruction, Mankind's Battle Against a Viral Apocalypse. Gregg Van Vranken takes us on a terrifying road trip back through a disease-riddled history, highlighted by horrific detours down back alleys littered with the Ebola virus, pneumonic plague, and of other deadly microscopic monsters. So. are you ready to take the self indulgent plunge? Still ,riot sure? Well, why not think about the sentiments of the immortal Jane Austin when she penned—"Why not seize the pleasure at once. How often is happiness destroyed by preparation, foolish preparation!" Okay? So, turn the page this very second and let the festivities begin. The Editors