Swank # 21, June 1999

6 Destiny Long-haired, leggy and luscious! 16 Readers' Letters Our readers tell their steamy stories! 20 Venus, Vince & Lora It doesn't get better than this! 32 Claire She's young and eager to strut her stuff! 36 Tales of the Unexplained A naval ship travels though time and space! 46 Holli Woods Holli takes Southern hospitality to the limit! 48 Candy Can't you just taste her? 58 21st Century Soldier Military might for the millenium! 62 Anita & April Lesbian lust at its best! 72 Star Struck Another X-rated postcard from Miami Beach! 75 Celeste A grown-up girl-next-door! 82 Sex and the Single Guy...Who Doesn't Live Alone! Great sex on the sly! 86 Andi A strip tease and car wash in one! 97 Swank Pranks Be the life of your next party! 98 XXX Reviews The hottest new smut on film! 102 Teresa & Darren Classic girl-on-boy fun! 114 Dial Nikki Nikki's ride with a real cowgirl! 117 Bad Girl: Kym Bad girls have more fun! 176 Susan Exercise should always be this fun! 184 Next Month Our upcumming features! EDITORIAL NOTE Afew months ago, we dedicated the editor's page to lame pick-up lines. We even promised you'd never see them here again. And Swank would never let you down and break a promise, right? So here's a page of different pick-up lines! We can't guarantee they'll get you laid but they're corny enough to get you noticed! Picture this: you're at a party, and you've been staring at Andi from across the room the whole time. You finally get the nerve to walk up to her and you say, "You must have a mirror in your pocket, 'cause I've been seeing myself in your pants all night." Or maybe you could boast to Claire, "I'm a musician and I love flowers...care to put tulips on my organ?" If you see a cutie like Candy working at the ice cream shop, look her in the eye as she hands you your cone and tell her, "This ice cream can't be sweeter than you are." Meeting people at bars can be traumatizing if you have a hard time coming up with a good opening line, Just imagine the possibilities if you were armed with something like, "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Celeste?" This one can backfire, though... "Oh. Your name is Celeste..." If you do get to talk to a girl for a while, you could break in with the very similar and equally obnoxious, "So, Destiny, fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?" Or, "Teresa, baby, what's your sign? Dangerous curves? Slippery when wet?" At the gym, you might run into an athletic beauty like Susan. Just strut your stuff right over to her and say, "I like every muscle in your body...especially mine." Or sidle up to Kym and ask, "Do you sleep on your stomach?" No. "Can I?" For the more advanced pick-up artist, we suggest going up to a couple of babes like Anita & April and saying, "Let's go back to my place and do all the things I'm going to everyone we did anyway." Hey, it could work — just check out Vince, Vince & Lora! He sure did something right! 'Til next month, The Editors