Swank # 22, July 1999

6 Brooke Her dress says "Fuck," but her eyes say "Fuck me!" 14 Readers' Letters Real-life smut! Kirsty, Jenna & Dean It's never too hot out for a threesome! 32 Sexual Deviance Perverts throughout history! 36 Cat This sleek sex kitten poses just for you! 46 Holli Woods Holli's lifeguard fantasy—starring you! 48 Rachel & Mark Peek in on their poolside fun! 58 Tales of the Unexplained Hitchhikers on the highway to hell! 62 Fresh Face: Vanessa This new girl may be your new favorite! 70 Racing Legends America's number one sport! 74 Claire & Joey These cooks looks good enough to eat! 84 Star Struck Marylin's Miami Beach make-out sessions! 86 Barbie Sexy doll ready for playtime! 97 Swank Pranks Funny jokes for horny folks! 98 XXX Review Sizzling new releases! 102 Nikki Dial Nikki gets "checked out" at the supermarket! 105 Chelsea The word "perky" comes to mind! 116 Sasha Better to have tennis elbow than tennis balls! 177 Josie A dark-haired chick on a big white bed!! EDITORIAL NOTE People often say that it's the things that are the most fun that are worst for you. But think about it how could Swank possibly be bad for you? In fact, you may be inspired to lead a healthier lifestyle after perusing through this latest issue! Take Sasha, for instance. She's having a great time all by herself at tennis practice. If that doesn't prompt you to take up sports, nothing will. Even if you don't know how to swim, you can enjoy vigorous exercise at the pool. Check out Kirsty, Jenna & Dean and Rachel & Mark. These are a few models who are working on perfecting their "breast stroke!" Looking at photos of beautiful women can only make you a happier, healthier guy, right? Well, then, take a good long look at Brooke, Cat, Vanessa, Barbie, and Chelsea! You've been hearing it since you were a kid: eat three square meals a day. Who wouldn't want to spend some time in the kitchen when Claire & Joey are there turning up the heat? Eating each other out and cumming all over can get a little messy, but at least there are no dishes to wash afterwards! Remember, you can't function well if you haven't had a good night's sleep. Curl up with Josie—although we can't promise you'll get much shut-eye with her around. Still up? Well, take a gander at Legends of Nascar Racing — the most popular American weekend pastime. Reading about it is much safer that actually driving the cars! Speaking of driving, you can live vicariously through unsuspecting drivers who picked up ghosts disguised as hitchhikers in Tales of the Unexplained. Thanks to us, you'll know better than to pick up a poltergeist who's trying to thumb a ride. You can even brush up on your knowledge of Sexual Deviance, instead of having to learn it the hard way. For sex tips, advice, and unbelievable sex stories, check out Holli Woods, Marylin Star, and Nikki Dial! And our Readers' Letters prove that this stuff can really happen to you! The Editors