Swank # 31, March 2000

6 Kathryn Red, hot and ready! 14 Letters You wrote it, we read it! 18 Treasure & Misty Time to pitch a tent! 28 Sex Riot: World's Largest Sex Convention A swingin' city with lotsa titty! 30 Julia She's waiting just for you! 38 Viagra: Dying For An Erection The hard-on truth! 42 Lindsey & Tristen Boy meets girl, boy fucks girl! 52 Holli Woods Haulin' ass with Holli! 55 Madison Fresh as a spring morn'! 64 Tales Of The Unexplained: Sexual Savagery And The Caesers Et tu, slut? 68 Ester Don't let the name fool ya—she's hot! 74 Quickies Even funnier because they're true! 76 Taylor Our two favorite colors—blonde and pink! 84 Marylin Star In search of snatch! 86 Destiny You'll wish she was yours! 97 Swank's Pranks Funnier than a barrel of monkeys! 98 XXX Reviews The very finest in skin cinema! 103 Barbi She wants you to clean her ass! 111 Rachel More than you could ask for! 177 Estella Young, innocent and willing! 184 Next Month If you only knew... Editorial Note I feel pretty damn good today. Sure could use a little boost though. I need a cheering section or something. Yeah, like all the professional sports teams get. Maybe a crowd of adoring fans. Maybe a quick chant of my name and then everyone goes crazy. Everyone should be treated like a sports star. "Boo" your plumber when he overcharges you for fixing the sink. Ask your accountant for an autograph and scream about how much you loved last month's bookkeeping. Chant your bosses name when he enters the building. Wave those ridiculous foam rods in the air when he's making a call to break his concentration. Keep track of medical reports on your mailman to see if his performance will be up to par this week and then make bets. Even better—put yourself on the 15-day disabled list—show up to work, but don't do anything and cheer everyone else on. That sounds like a fucking deal to me! What's better than that? What else? You guessed it—beaverand we're not talking about furry woodland creatures here! Nothing is more wild than the lineup we have for you this month. Check out Ester—she'll knock you on yer ass! You'll want to start the "wave" as Madison, Barbi and Rachel get things started. Buy a round for all of your friends when Athena, Treasure, Misty and Estelle are up. Paint your face seven different colors and shave your back as Lindsey and Tristan step in. And when it's all said and done, get ready for a victory pussy parade with Julia, Taylor and Kathryn. And just when you thought it was to time get on line and wait for a stale pretzel—bang!—Swank delivers some solid hits to your mind with stories on Viagra, The World's Largest Swinger's Convention and the deviant sex lives of the Roman Empire's most infamous leaders. Plus, as always, Holli and Marylin serve up the most delicious sexual treats along with Quickies, Pranks, Letters and the latest and greatest XXX Reviews! The Editors