Swank # 32, April 2000

6 Rebecca Superfine! 14 Letters Certified Porno! 18 Marylin Star (Covergirl) Exclusive photos of the famous Wall Street pornstar! 28 The Lust Boat Tits ahoy! 32 Gillian She opens the way you like it! 40 Tales Of The Unexplained 1-800- I AM DEAD! A collect call from the grave! 43 Bobbie & Vince Ready, set, blow! 52 Brianna She's waiting for you! 60 Cybersex Just point and clit! 63 Angelique Hell, yeah! 72 Quickies Some real crazy shit! 74 Sherri Open wide and slide in! 84 Holli Woods Very easy rider! 86 Candy (Centerfold) Sugary sweet! 98 Things Say If You're Caught Sleeping At Your Desk Just resting my eyes! I swear! 100 Cypress Wanna fuck? So does she! 108 XXX Reviews Porn masterpieces! 112 Lillian Give her the high hard one! 177 Vanessa & Frank She's hot, he's ready! 184 Next Month It's only a few days away! Editorial Note Iis cold. I don't feel well. I'm nervous. My socks are too loose. My stomach is killing me. I think my liver is going to fall out. My fingers are numb. It's too hot in here. I'm burning up. I can't see anything. My computer doesn't work. I forgot how to write. This chair is uncomfortable. My hard drive is missing. There was a power failure. I can't read! All pretty valid excuses, right? That's why when I asked to be relieved of writing this month's Talk, I figured it was a sure thing. Those excuses are bullet proof! They're A-list material! Who wouldn't believe me? Well, apparently everyone. As you can see, I had to write it anyway. Drudgery, right? Screw that! I love writing this page! It's my favorite part of the whole magazine. Well, one of my favorites. Let's see, there's the contents—always a hoot—the next month page—very exciting. And, oh yes, the girls! Get a good, hard look at these ladies Rebecca, Gillian, Monique and Bobbie as they get things started off just the right way—completely naked! And I have to say we've outdone ourselves again with Candy. Sherri and Lillian. Brian, Athena, Angelique, Cypress and Vanessa and Frank. And to top things off, check out our exclusive photo layout with the woman who rocked Wall Street—our own Marylin Star— she sheds, spreads and tells all! Check out this month's disturbing Unexplained, where the dead make one last call to the living. Communications from beyond the grave in 1-800-1 Am Dead! Now, on to communicating with the living—learn how to pick up all the fine ladies on the internet with Cybersex! And when you do grab those cybersluts, take them somewhere cool—how's an all-night, wild stripper and porn star boat ride sound? Read all about it in our story The Lust Boat! Plus, perhaps one of the most valuable features we've ever run—"Things to Say If You're Caught Sleeping At Your Desk!" All this, along with Quickies, Letters, Horn and our super steamy XXX Reviews! The Editors