Swank # 36, August 2000

6 Sabina Her tamale is hotter than a jalapeno! 14 Letters Why, oh why, couldn't this be happening to me? 18 Kathryn & Jordan (Covergirls) No hole goes unlicked! 26 On The Set: Shrink Wrapped An X-rated, ball draining brain buster! 29 Evelyn She'll melt your heart...on! 36 Quickies A Titanic condom! 38 Bobbi & Eric The gas station guy oils her up and fills her tank! 50 In The Pink More ways to enjoy the taste, sights and sounds of the vagina! 54 Sandy A California cutie strips for you! 62 Tales Of The Unexplained Head Shots Picture this fuck-o! 66 Emma Sultry and hungry for sex! 76 Stacy She smiles. She giggles. She spreads her legs! 84 Holli Woods Who wants to fuck a millionaire? 86 Joey Nicole Cute as a button...a love button. 98 XXX Reviews Sizzling screen sex! 102 Captain Dick's Sourtoe Cocktail Better a toe than a dick! 105 Linda The sun shines where the sun doesn't shine. 115 Joanne This chick wants to do it all! 176 Sophie Sisters of the sappho sect! Editorial Note I swear, if I hear one more commercial with some voice-over whispering and/or mumbling to his or herself about how they need to find something on the computer (i.e., anniversary card, better car insurance, monkey training, etc.) and then hear the "click, click, clickity, click" of the keyboard, I'll go fucking crazy. Is it absolutely necessary to have the same annoying "typing" sound effect in every computer or website related commercial? And for the love of all things holy, please stop having people whisper altogether. You just spent a few million dollars to get your point across and the best you can do is have someone that sounds like they just rolled out of bed to hip me to your new gimmick?! Are your wares a big fucking secret or something? Are we supposed to feel privileged to hear about your amazing new product? Here...wait a second, listen to this, very quietly now, I have a secret for you—Blow me! Having said that, I will say this—in one constant pitch and in one constant tone, no whispering here—we have a killer issue for you! Start things off with Sabina, Evelyn, Kathryn and Jordan in some of the finest pictures Swank has ever printed. Then we have the stunning line-up of Sandy, Emma, Joanne and Bobbie. And then—this is the clincher—Sophie and Sylvia in an all-out lesbo lickfest! Good thing someone was on hand to take these photos! Speaking of photos, you won't believe this, but it's true! Some people can take pictures of what's on their mind. Read all about "thoughtography" in this months "Tales of the Unexplained!" Then, you'll want to swear off drinking (at least this drink) for life after reading "Sourtoe Cocktail." The special ingredient is a human toe or two! And when you sober up, it's time for "Considering Cunt," one woman's tasty take on everyone's favorite slice of pie! All this plus, go On-The-Set of a Metro porn flick, Quickies, Pranks, Letters and our XXX Reviews! The Editors.