Swank # 37, September 2000

6 Renee She knows just how you like it! 14 Letters Our reader's sexy stories! 18 Bunny & Bobbi Naughty little girls! 26 Sex & The Athlete Keeping trim to get some trim! 28 Lily (Covergirl, AKA: Jana Cova) Cum get some! 36 Porno Noir Splendor in the ass, er, grass! 39 Cindy Ready for the dick! 50 Tales Of The Unexplained: In The Hot Seat! Burn, baby, burn! 54 Alana & Erik Nice and nasty! 66 Quickies Crazy shit from around the world! 68 Holli Woods Up to no good! 79 Kirsty Sweet, blonde and pink! 84 On The Set Behind the scenes of a Vivid fuck flick! 86 Michelle (Centerfold) Spread our centerfold wide! 97 Swank's Pranks Sound advice for the ladies! 98 Top 10 XXX Video Review The cream of the porno crop! 102 Christine Guess what she wants! 110 Spikes World She commands you to read this! 114 Toni Wet and ready by the pool! 176 Summer & Sean Fuck hiking, let's fuck! 184 Next Month Get with the times, baby! Editorial Note My friends and I were out a few weeks ago and there was a couple fighting at one of the tables next to us. She would say something, he would say something. She'd get all animated, he'd get all angry. Finally, in the middle of this restaurant, during the dinner hour, where families eat together and enjoy each other's company, he yells "Cunt!" It hung in the air for a little longer than a second. She went back to yelling at him in a quieted tone. They left holding hands. We got to my friend's car after dinner and someone had thrown an empty bottle of Corona through his back window. As he was checking out the damage, some dude pulls up, goes "Hey, what's up," whips an egg at him and peels away. I had the turkey dinner. A little dry, but pretty tasty. What's tastier than a dry turkey dinner? You got it monkey-spank, girls, girls and more girls! It doesn't get much hotter than this! This month we have Renee, Toni, Bunny and Bobbi, Cindy. Holli, and Alana and Erik gettin' real nasty for you. Check it out as Kirsty, Michele, Christine and Summer and Sean put on an electrifying performance of the horizontal shuffle, and, whoa, check out Lily! Even more electrifying is "In The Hot Seat," the full history and uncertain future of the most violent piece of prison furniture ever created in this month's Tales of the Unexplained! Check out the triumphs and horrors of porn contract girls and everyone else involved in a porn flick as we go On-the-Set of a Vivid Video shoot. Plus, the question on everyone's mind is answered in "Does Sex and Sleep Make You a Better Athlete?" Wilt Chamberlain fucked 20,000 girls and landed in the Basketball Hall of Fame—coincidence? I think not! And if that weren't enough, check out the story of one girl's life as a dominatrix in "Spike's World!" It's a pleasure and pain-induced scream! All this plus, Quickies, Pranks, Porn Noir, Letters, Holli and our steamy XXX Reviews! The Editors