Swank # 42, January 2001

6 Wendy A schoolgirl who wants to learn! 12 Letters All mail sex! 14 Alana & Erik He stuffs her gnoochi! 29 Victoria She's your new gym partner! 36 Cyberpornstars Move over Jenna here's my aunt Josie! 40 Kyla & Alexa Baking clams in the desert heat! 50 Redneck Games Spittin' and belchin'gold medals! 52 Liza (Covergirl) Wine drinking and cock sucking 62 Tales Of the Unexplained Rest and rel"axe"ation! 67 Cameron Watch her stick it in! 74 Tina Six pages of bliss! 80 Quickies 82 Jordan She's beautiful and nude! 92 Swank's Pranks Ooooh, that's funny! Now blow me! 94 Erotica L.A. Bye, bye, Miss American fur pie! 96 Tabitha A bewitching ball drainer! 107 Tyler Kiss her pouty lips! 116 Top Ten XXX Videos Reviews Would you like to see some feeelthy movies? 171 Vivianca & Michael He splits her tasty tamale! Editorial Note If the girls in my high school looked anything like the girls in this magazine, sure as shit, I'd go to the of class reunion. Its a few years away, but you have to think, do you really want to talk to people you never talked to anyway? "Oh, it's great to see you!" Bullshit. You were a cunt back then and by all accounts, you're a cunt now. Everyone will be the same, so big fucking deal. And you know there'll be that one ugly bitch who turned into a fucking supermodel, just to make you choke, and you'll be sitting there, wishing that you would have been nice enough to her back then to make her want to blow you now. Yeah, I'll be there. You'll see it. Fuckers. Seriously, if anyone looked like Wendy, Victoria, Cameron or Tina, I would have enjoyed school. Maybe if Kyla, Alexa, Jordan and Tabitha were in my Algebra class...who am I kidding, I still would've gotten a fucking "D." And if Tyler, Vivanica, Liza, and Mile were in my psychology class, I wouldn't have fallen asleep. Speaking of falling asleep, this month's Unexplained will put an end to that for you! Sleepwalking turns to sleep shooting and suicide in some of the most bizarre crimes ever! Are there ways to prevent this from happening? Were they really asleep or was it all an excuse to kill? Find out in "Sleepwalking Slayers!" Then, we have a way for you to meet women over the Internet and get to know them real well in "Nothing But Net!" Meet 'em, greet 'em, and then give 'em the dick! Check it out as Swank's on the scene to see the latest and greatest porn wares over at the "Erotica L.A." convention. Finally, it's time to grease up your pig and get the pickup out of the front yard, cause the "Redneck Games" are here! Yee-haw! All this, plus Quickies, Jokes, Letters, and our XXX Reviews! The Editors