Swank # 44, March 2001

6 Kyla There's a hole by the wash tub! 12 Letters Sexy stories from our lucky readers! 14 Jane & Jay See Jane fuck! Fuck Jane! Fuck! 29 Brandy You'!l go bananas! 36 "Hitting The Deuce" When debauchery calls—you gotta answer! 40 Gabi, Dani, Bella & Suzy It doesn't get any better than this! 50 On The Set Marylin Chambers returns—again! 55 Alexa Words can't describe her! 64 Tales of the Unexplained The Russian Nightmare! 67 Vivanica & Michael Skilled mechanic gives a pussy tune-up! 76 Nina She's made her bedwanna he in it? 82 How To: Threesomes made easy! 85 Jenny Primo poon on a porn pedestal! 90 Quickies Strange shit from around the world! 92 Gabriella Hotter than the Tropics! 101 Pranks Laugh your dick off! 103 Angelique Heavenlynge sweeiquetie built to sin! 112 Trisha Country girl wants you to ride her! 124 Laura & Leonardo Keepin' it real—smutty! 183 Sandy, Cindy & Mindy A pile of titties and pie! 190 XXX Reviews Like you don't own these already! Editorial Note Let's fast forward a bit, shall we? One day, when all modern currencies cease to exist, what will we use to trade for goods and services? Cher's clothing? While a promising scenario for collectors, no. Old mattresses? Not likely. And by the way, very unsanitary and awkward to carry around. Day old bread? Give me a fucking break, will you? This is going nowhere—I'll tell you—the future of currency will be old Swank mags! Dig? So now, your mission is to buy up every single issue available. This way, you'll be ahead of the game when the very real shit hits the proverbial fan. Not convinced? Well maybe Kyle or Toni can change your mind. Still uncertain? You can't deny Alexa, Sandy, Cindy, and Nina's charming ways of persuasion. And if they don't make you want to drop everything and spend every last dime you have, Jenny, Mindy, Gabriella, Angelique, and Trisha will put in you in the right frame of mind! And for the love of all things holy, if that doesn't work, if that doesn't put into your mind that naked chicks are the future of this planet, let our explosive threesome do the thinking for you! Submit now to their tittie-suckin', pussy-lickin' ways! You heard it here first—the future is Swank! Alright, let's take it easy for a bit. In Communist Russia, serial killers were often looked at as an impossibility. Well, Mother Russia missed someone—Andrei Chikatilo! Manners and decorum prevent me from listing exactly what he did—you'll have to read it for your damn self! Something else you'll want to read—and memorize!—"1 +1 +1= 3some Cumm!" shows that the sexual equation from the gods is easily attainable! It's all possible and we'll show you the secrets to make it happen! Then, if that weren't enough, before it was made into a harmless family entertainment capita), Time's aware was a , e-some, entertaining den of iniquity! For those who lived it, there are some fucked up stories—here's one of them! Unbelievable, true shit in "Hitting the Deuce!" Equally as sordid, we go On the Set of Marilyn Chamber's latest flick, Dark Chambers! All this plus, Pranks, Quickies, Letters, and our hot and-steamy XXX Reviews! The Editors