Swank # 45, April 2001

6 Samantha She's got the perfect vacation spot! 12 Letters Our readers do the damndest things! 14 Aurora & Ronnie He fills her porthole! 28 Bunny She likes to keep things very tight-y! 36 Hitting The Deuce! The return of peepshows past! 39 Jane Extra! Extra! Naked chick at newsstand! 52 Stacey & Luna Hey! That's no way to run a veggie stand! 62 Tales of The Unexplained Don't forget your silver bullets! 66 Tavalia & Billy Here's one way to clean off! 76 Sondra Look who was left in the attic! 82 Quickies Believe it or go screw yourself! 84 Brandy Such a fine girl! 93 Prank's Fun, funn, funny! 95 Cherry My favorite flavor! 102 XXX Reviews Your monthly smut report! 106 Jade She's got hot pink! 171 Laura & Liza I think these girls dig each other! Editorial Note This month I refuse to deliver the same old song and dance. Nothing funny. Nothing witty. Nothing even remotely smart or cute. No innovative, thoughtful, timely, hip, warm, caring, provocative, trendy, political, socially redeeming, economically viable, or Socratic words of wisdom. Nothing metaphoric, outrageous, coherent, emotionally transcendent, morally reprehensible, lengthy, .wordy, overdone, crass or ludicrous. Not even a little. Nah, I'm not doing any of it today. No sir. But, I will say this: when I saw this month's tasty selection of ladies for your enjoyment, I wept. Openly. True story. Grab some tissues—for the tears—and get a load of these girls! Right off the bat, Brandy, Jade, Stacey, and Luna kick things up a couple of notches while Samantha, Aurora, Jane, Laura and Liza redefine the term "eye candy!" And since we're never satisfied until we've made you completely lose it, Tavalia, Cherry, Sondra, and Bunny will have you howling for more! What could a "howling" reference possibly lead to? You guessed it—this month's Unexplained gives you the lowdown on some real-life werewolves! Were they actually shape shifting monsters or just medieval serial killers? Forget the full moon and silver bullets—just get the fuck indoors and away from these wackos! Some very sick shit in "Hungry Like The Wolf!" Then, we return to Times Square's porno-riffic peepshow-laden past! The final installment in our trip back to an almost forgotten land of sex, drugs, and even more sex! For those who missed it, read this and imagine what could have been! Take a stroll down one man's unimanaginable memory lane in "Hitting the Deuce!" And if that weren't enough, check out our very special nude celebrity booklet! All this, plus, Letters, Quickies, Jokes, and our deliciously filthy XXX Reviews! The Editors