Swank # 46, May 2001

6 Briana Banks (Covergirl) Ready for a royal shagging! 14 Letters Our readers fuck and tell! 16 Jane & Nicole Hey! Two chicks going at it! 28 Cancun Sex Event Muff mayhem in Mexico! 31 Kitty Call her, and she'll cum! 38 How To Fuck Like Pornstars Go ahead, try this at home! 41 Jaelyn Great lips for dick-tation! 48 The Unexplained The undead pay no rent! 52 Suzy & Dan Park stroll turns smutty! 64 Kerrie Someone give this girl a hanc 72 Houston Say hello, everybody! 75 Kyla Too beautiful for words! 82 Quickies Random acts of stupidity! 84 Toni Her picture's worth a thousand loads! 92 Kelle Marie (Centerfold) Our pure gold centerfold! 101 Swank's Pranks The funniest jokes ever! 103 Michelle A very tasty treat! 112 Top 10 XXX Video Reviews What VCR's were made for! 116 Jade Rhymes with "laid!" 184 Sophie, Dani & Ice Hot, steamy, sex— cubud! Editorial Note You can call me a lying dirtbag—I don't mind—but if you want to know the key to happiness; the secret of life, I've got it. That's right, I've got it, and I might share it with you. But first, let me try this: See shells, sheshells, by the sheshore. Wait, wait, wait I got it: She sells seashells by the seashore. Yes! Nailed it! Man, I've always wanted to do that. Luckily, I have this paragraph to experiment with my amazing verbal and typewritten skills. Okay, you try it. Not so easy, is it? What the hell was I talking about before? Right, yeah, secret of happiness and all that. This month, the pinnacle of exuberance can be found in the pages of Swank! More accurately, it can be found in Sophie, Daniella, Jane and Nicolette as they show us the true way to euphoria—hot girl-on-girl action! Your mind will explode with delight as you see what Briana, Kitty, Jaelyn, and Suzy have to offer! Then, Kelle, Kyla, and Michelle take you to an other-worldly sexual nirvana! Speaking of other worlds and stuff, this month's Unexplained is a ghastly—excuse me—ghostly reminder of what, or who, is all around us—ghosts!—Real haunted houses and the stories behind the people who really make things go bump in the night in "Ghosts Walk Among Us!" Alright, back to the living. For argument's sake, let's say that you've seen a porno movie. Let's say you've seen two dozen. Want to do it like they do? Of course you do! Learn how to jackhammer chicks in precarious positions like the porn pros and look cool doing it in "How To Fuck Like A Pornstar!" And why not put your new found knowledge to the test? Check out our report on the steamy 3rd Annual "XXX-Treme Adults Vacation" in Cancun and get ready to book your flight for the next one, you big porn stud! All this, plus, the lowdown on Pool Sharks, our unbelievably true Quickies, sidesplitting Jokes, steamy Letters and smutty XXX Reviews! The Editors