Swank # 47, June 2001

6 Brandy We could stop here! 14 Letters Shakespeares of smut! 16 Rumika & Lee Oral fixations, deep penetration 26 Vegas Stripper Stampede You can't go wrong with a title like that! 29 Devon Rhymes with "heaven!" 36 Tales of The Unexplained Can't help the cops if you're dead 39 Cameron This leggy blonde is built to please! 46 Houston Porn chick reviews porn flick! 48 Bunny & Alexa In a word: fucking perfect! 60 On The Set So hot, it's taboo! 63 Evelyn Pierced, pumped, and ready! 70 Quickies Ridiculous, but true, stories! 73 Tyler & Jason Hotter than the desert! 80 Pool Sharks Don't be hassled by the hustlers! 83 Suzy Wet and lovely! 93 Monica Seven pages of naked glory! 101 Funny Boners Nothing to do with penis deformities! 103 Elena Sweeter than sugar pie! 112 XXX Review I watched every filthy frame—twice! 119 Silver Hi-yo and away! 187 Gabi, Dani & Bella These are a few of my favorite things! Editorial Note Next time you're out, try this—every time someone does something nutty or even remotely funny, say, "Man, this is nothing like Indiana!" in your best Midwestern accent. If someone asks if you're indeed from Indiana, act indignant and follow up with a quick, "No I'm from (your state here), what the fuck is your problem?" You were merely stating that, in fact, this scene is nothing like Indiana. Of course, if you're really from Indiana, skip the indignant part, and make a new friend, you uppity bastard. And if you're in Indiana, use "Ohio," or "Iowa." As always, all bets are off once you're west of the Rockies, so nothing here applies to our West Coast friends. Now don't get us wrong, if one of the girls of Swank were to ask if you're from Indiana, you play it however you see fit. We suggest a kinder, gentler approach. Think about it—what if you met Evelyn, Devon, Rumika, Jenna, or Brandy in a crowded room? Could you really ask them what their "fucking problem" was? How about Gabi, Dani, Bella, or Silver? Should they be denied the pleasure of your fantastic, witty repartee? And who could ever say a discouraging word to Bunny, Alexa, Cameron, Monica, or Suzy/? So, use your head—the upper one, Jack! Speaking of using one's head, outwitting the long arm of the law has always been tough, if not impossible. But for some reason, the dead have had no problem keeping the cops guessing! Check out an unbelievable line-up of strange shit in Unexplained's "Stumping the Cops!" Stranger than that—why you can't beat that fucking guy in pool? Yeah, compared to death it seems trivial, but dammit, you know you should've won that last game! Can someone say "Pool Shark"? Well, we just said it for you, and we'll give you the ways to tell if you're being hustled whilst shooting stick! Then, Swank takes you to the ultimate event—the Annual Gentleman's Club Owner's Expo in Las Vegas! Translated: Sin City Stripper Convention! There's more skin and sex than you can imagine, and we know you can imagine a lot! Don't miss it! All this plus, On The Set of Taboo, Letters, Quickies, our XXX Reviews and more! —The Editors