Swank # 61, July 2002

6 Tiffany There's nothing finer! 16 Letters A delivery of debauchery! 19 Brianna Banks & Bob She gets a good of clicking! 30 Tits, Tats, & Trash! Chicks in prison! 33 Sharon Seeks to share her slit with you! 42 Booty Language Read between her lines! 44 Sasha & Misha: The Sin Twins (Covergirls) Yes, you're seeing double! 54 Let `er Ride! A craps primer! 57 Avy A diamond in the buff! 64 Jizz Bizz The latest in cummercialism! 66 Jade Sultry blonde wants it hard! 76 Unexplained: Handy uses for the dead! 79 Mia & Charles She sure knows what she's doing! 88 Stuff Like you don't want it! 91 Daisy Can anyone handle her? 101 Pranks Get ready to crack wise! 103 Alisha Two words: fucking hot! 110 Quickies More mischief and monkeyshines! 113 Nicole Looks like a girl I never banged! 120 Flixxx A fresh look at today's porn 182 Maria, Lilly & Vera A triumvirate of trim! Editorial Note Here's what I overheard last weekend: "Hey man! What's up! I almost didn't recognize you! Hey, remember that time you were complaining about that constant dick itch after you bagged that four dollar whore in Jamaica? Or when you drank that jar of lighter fluid in my parent's basement and shit for 12 hours? Man, that was cool! Oh, sorry, I thought you were someone else." I guess those were the days. Not mine, mind you, but someone else's. Well, there's no mistaking the lovely girls of Swank for anything but the little slices of sweetness that they are! This month, we went all out to bring the best of the best! Check out Jade, Brianna, and Sharon as they display their unmistakably perfect bodies! Then, dig it as Avy, Mia, Tiffany, Sasha and Misha put in their respecti ie- Mb- tIt, uh, i'rnean, t+ivo cente'v`b, ana'you can t' miss aaity, Alisha, and Nicole's wild spreads—they're too much! And, just when you thought it was over, boy howdy, think again! Witness the ultimate in smut as Lily, Vera and Maria get down and filthy in a threeway sent straight from the porn gods! Completely unrelated is the idea that you can take parts, and sometimes even the souls, of the recently deceased and use them for your own! Tibetan Buddhists have been doing it for years, and you see how well those guys are doing with the whole "total enlightenment" thing! It's a creepy time with "Another Use For The Dead!" in Tales of the Unexplained! Then, if you think women's prisons are filled with rug-munching lesbians who have nothing better to do than trade goods and services with their pussies—you're absolutely right! But, as we all know—and I never thought I'd say this—pussy isn't the answer to everything! These are some bad chicks who did some bad shit! Read all about the locked up ladies in "Tits, Tats, and Trash: Chicks In Prison"! Then, before you visit your juicy jailbabe for the of conjugal visit, go make some extra abugh rbr her bail' or protectlbn money! Swank's got the lowdown on how you can win at craps! So, gas up the car, hit the casino, roll the bones, and pray for a fuckin' four, after you check out "Let 'er Ride!" All this, plus, Jokes, Quickies, Letters, How-To, Stuff, Flixxx and a whole lot more! Later! —The Editors