Swank # 63, September 2002

6 Kristy This is how everything should start! 16 Letters Oh, the filth! 19 Kat & Jon Giving mouth-to-dick by the pool! 28 Divorce That greedy bitch! 32 Madison Who can corral this little farm girl? 40 Jizz Bizz The latest porno-riffic news! 44 Jassie, Gabriel & & Jezebelle Three girls, nine holes! 56 How-to: Swingin! Time to fuck a wholeo bunch of people! 58 Sophia She's small, but she takes it all! 64 Quickies Nice one, dipshit! 66 Sin Twins Smut advice times two! 68 Lily & Vera All dressed up and no one to blow! 78 Stuff Booze, babes, and bric-a-brac! 81 Sunrise Adams Put it in the middle! 92 Horny Devils Two pages of humorous glory! 95 Rebeca A cup of joe and a dildo! 102 Tales Of The Unexplained: Killa Gorilla A very, very bad man! 108 FIiXXX Fantastic fucking fuck films! 169 Sammy Jayne, Sarah & Phil Two girls + one dick = ecstasy Editorial Note Hey, you and I aren't much different. Look what we have in common: we both live on an oxygen rich planet; we dig magazines; we own a few pair of shoes; some nights we don't want to dance—we have to. Wait a minute, I'm no dancer, so scratch that. But, dig it—I know we share one more, hugely important thing—we both know where to go for the world's hottest girls—right here in Swank! So, I guess that makes us pals now, don't it!? This month, we've got the common interests of every man out there covered! Check out the perfect pink attributes of Kat, Madison, and Sophia! Then, revel in the sexual glory that is captured in Jassie, Gabriella and Jezebelle's smokin' threeway! Oh, and it doesn't end there, 'cause we've got Rebeca, Sunrise Adams, Kristy, and Lily and Vera! And, just when you thought it was over, we slip in Sammy and Sarah! Speaking of slipping things in, let's talk about this month's Tales of the Unexplained. I'm not sure what the fuck was going on in this dude's mind, but whatever it was, it was n0000 good! Stuffing the bodies of those you've just killed into the most obvious of places isn't just sloppy—it's fucking weird! Check out the disgusting killing habits of a real sicko in "Killa Gorilla!" On a happier note, if want to meet new chicks, get in their pants, and even convince your significant other that it's okay to swing, check out this month's How To: Swing-A-DingDing! From how to approach your sweetie, to finding a place, to who you should slip it into—it's all there! However, if you bring that little scenario up at the wrong time, you'll be getting familiar with our next feature: "Half!: Getting Fucked By Your Spouse!" You may not want to believe this, but it's more than possible for that lovely little gal of yours to turn as ugly as a shithouse rat when it comes time for a divorce! In fact, when you check out the horror stories we've got lined up for you, you're going to want to take up marital law as a hobby! So, hit the books, Jack, or at least get ready to call a lawyer! All this, plus Jokes, Quickies, Jizz Bizz, Stuff, Flixxx, and get down and dirty with our Sin Twin columnists, Sasha and Misha! Hey, see you next time pal-o-mine! —The Editors