Swank # 65, November 2002

6 Amber Make her yours! 11 Letters Molten hot postal smut! 19 Jessica & Billy Can anyone say "anal"? 30 Unexplained: Fame & Phantoms Celebrity spookings' 33 Veronica Smiling sweetie shows you where she likes it! 42 Fear & Loathing In Chuck Barris TV genius or CIA madman? 46 Sky & Alexa (Covergirls) Luscious lesbo lickfest! 54 Jizz Bizz Porn fests and pussy galore! 57 Coral Dig her little pink clam! 66 How-to: Pay For Play Prostitute do's and don'ts! 69 Abi Tight slit makes a great fit! 76 Pina Coladas By The Cesspool Horrific vacation destinations! 80 Sunrise Adams Every day should start with her! 88 Sin Twins Get twice the advice! 91 Alexandra, Dominica & Kylie Ups, tits, cunnies, and tongues! 100 Horny Devils Jolly jokes and more! 103 Jody Wanna see two fingers disappear? 110 Stuff Great shit you gotta have! 112 Heather & Mark Bathroom blowin' and balm'! 120 Quickies Tales of the ridiculously stupid! 174 FliXXX The latest fuck movies! 184 Angelina & Charles Poolside pussy pounding! EDITORIAL NOTE SWANK TALK You would think that after writing this page for over three years, I would have run out of things to say. But, good sir, I have not! It's not that I'm a talker—shit, I'm practically mute half the time. It's just that I know I have a backup plan for the day when the unthinkable happens—the day where I actually have nothing to say. It's a good one, but not as good as this page right here! No sir! So, now that that's out of the way, let me say this...crap, I've run out of time! But, you're right on time to check out this month's amazing array of ladies! Check out Amber, Jessica, Sky and Alexa—tell me you wouldn't wait a lifetime to see them! Then there's Veronica. Coral, Abi, Alexandra, Dominica and Kylie! Worth setting the clocks back, forwa'd, and side to side for! Oh, and you can't miss Jody, Heather, Angelina, and Sunrise! They're the stars that make this veritable porn constellation shine! Speaking of stars, the Hollywood type that is, you'd be surprised at how many of your fave raves have been touched by a ghost in one way or another! From spooky roadside meet and greets with the undead to even more bizarre happenings, Tales of the Unexplained gets really creepy in "Fame and Phantoms!" Slightly less creepy, but still something you want to avoid are the cities that made it to our Top 10 list of the shittiest places to visit. In "Ping Coladas by the Cesspool" you'll want to book your flight in the exact opposite direction of these stinkholes! You'll thank us for it one day! Then, let's say you take a real vacation, and you have the need to, well, let's say, pick up a hooker. You're in luck, `cause if you want a ho, we've got the best ways to get one, treat her right, get your way, and have an all-around enjoyable time in our How To: Paying For Play! Okay, call me crazy, but it may be possible that legendary Gong Show host, Chuch Barris, was a CIA hitman. I won't go any further, just check out "Fear and Loathing in Chuck Barris" and draw your own conclusions. Amazingly, Jamie Farr, Jaye P. Morgan, and the Unknown Comic have no opinions, so at least you won't be gonged! All this, plus Quickies, Jokes, The Sin Twins, Flixxx, Letters, and a whole lot more! See you next time! —The Editors