Swank # 68, January 2003

6 Cherry Rain For this country girl, any cock'II do! 14 Letters All the filth that fits we print! 17 Hannah & Ben Getting fucked near a truck! 26 Tales Of The Unexplained: Losing It Nothing beats mass hysteria! 29 Natalia A blue dildo for a pink pussy! 36 Ron Jeremy The man, the myth, the movie! 40 Avy & Alexa "A" is tor anal! 48 Straight To Hell: Bad Ass Music Muthafuckas It's time to rock and/or roll! 52 Erica Campbell She's perfect—I'll take her! 60 How To: Tips Every Guy Must Know With knowledge comes pussy! 63 Silvia Saint Check out her spread! 72 Jizz Bizz The current cum-flick scene! 74 Lara & Eric Amazing oral technique on display! 82 Stuff Is this anodd or an end? 85 Staci Ouch! Damn staples! 92 Horny Devils Warning: you may laugh your dick off! 94 Teen Of The Month: Eva It's gettin' hot in here! 104 Quickies Inane tales of stupidity! 168 Sin Twins Smutty sisters know best! 170 Angie & Mrs. Smith Experienced woman makes a teen cream! Editorial Note This whole waking up early and doing it all thing is getting a bit tired. Why can't everything be a big fucking party where everything is free and fun and totally irrelevant to anything else? I mean, shouldn't computers have taken over by now so we can just sleep late and celebrate our days as the greatest creatures earth has ever seen? Well, they haven't and we can't, so there's only one thing left to do: stare at pussy all day! Good thing for you, we've got the goods! Check out Cherry Rain, Hannah, Avy and Alexa and realize that while you still have to work, these ladies are definitely worth working for! Then, to keep you going all day long, we've got Erica, Silvia Saint, Lara, and our centerfold, Staci. And just to give you that extra push to finish the night off strong, we present Natalia, our teen dream, Eva, and Angie with Mrs. Smith—the amazing meeting between an older woman and younger girl. I have a feeling everyone's going to want to check that out! Hey, you know what else large groups of people like to do? Go crazy, apparently. In Tales of the Unexplained's "Losing It", you'll dig some first-hand accounts of mass hysteria at it's very finest! So, get ready to dance like a dork, throw up at a theater, and pass out with your pals! Yeah! Then, we've got the latest scoop on everyone's favorite hedgehog—The Hedgehog—Ron Jeremy! Can you believe he's been in porn for 25 years? Can you believe he's got his own autobiographical movie? Can you believe women still line up to fuck him? Well, it's all true and we've got the lowdown on the very pinnacle of porn! And, just in case you wanna break into the of fuck biz, there's a few things you absolutely must know beforehand. In this month's How To, we've got Five Sex Tips Every Guy Should Know! These are the fucking basics of, well, fucking! All this plus, Ten Bad Music Muthafuckas, The Sin Twins, Horny Devils, Jizz Bizz, Stuff, Quckies, and waaaay more than you're ready for in our Top 100 Porn Flicks of 2002 booklet! Until next time, keep it real...smutty! —The Editors