Swank # 69, February 2003

6 Michelle This blonde gets things off right! 18 Letters Smut writin' and readin'! 20 Hannah & Ben Secretly, I think these two like to fuck! 28 Ring Around the Rosie And other lovely ways to die! 32 Lucy A slutty maid? That's unheard of! 40 Tales of the Unexplained: Weird Weather Mushroom clouds, boiling temps, and falling frozen ducks! 44 Madison & Tristan A huge dildo and wet, hungry holes! 52 Senior Swanky Ah, something new! 55 Kira In every way, a work of art! 62 How-To: Anal Sex Get the keys to her backdoor 64 Quickies And you thought you were stupid! 66 Micheala Cum and take a dip in her pussy! 74 Jizz Bizz The latest breaking news from pornland! 78 Teen of the Month: Foxy Here I cum, baby! 86 Stuff One day you'll need all of it! 91 Jessica (Centerfold) She's perfect, I'll take her! 100 Horny Devils Jokes, tips, and much more sex! 102 Jordan (Covergirl) Pink and spread all over her bed! 110 FIiXXX Grab some popcorn—butter it yourself! 114 Swan & Phoenix A little fish-eating by the water! 122 Toys for Big Boys Jack-off aides for the 21st century! 180 Sin Twins Twice as nice sex advice! 186 Erica If only everything ended this way! Editorial Note Whilst in one of my many semi-conscious periods before sleep, strange images pop into my head, like a wagon train pulled by squirrels or a driveway full of cats ready to do my bidding. Or, the old standard—a midget Elvis inviting me to be his road manager. Maybe there's something in the water over here, or maybe I need something to do when I'm not doing something else, but, golly, I just don't get it. What I do get, and you'll dig this—is plenty of sexy girls across my desk everyday. Check it out as Micheala, Lucy, Foxy, Erica, Swan and Phoenix turn your inane midget dreams into visions of things soft and wet! Meanwhile, Kira, Jordan, Michelle, Jessica, Tristan and Madison pull a wagon train, make that a pussy train, of their own! And finally, we've got Hannah and Ben's boiling hot set of filthy sex! You know what else is boiling hot? No, not your little sweetie's temper— we're talking about the weather! In Tales of the Unexplained's "Weird Weather: Zero to Sixty Degrees," be witness to some of the most baffling weather occurences ever! From non-nuclear mushroom clouds (a good thing!), fo non-atomic heat blasts (also good, but still scary), you'll never understand what's going on over our heads! Speaking of things going over your head, the one you usually think with, my good man, we've got a ton of new products that will make the job of jerking off a lot more fun! From love dolls to realistic rubber pussies, and new-wave tube, it's all you'll need to spill your seed in "Toys for Big Boys!" And, when the of five-knuckle-shuffle gets tiresome, you might as well try to bang your chick in the ass. It's that simple. That is, after you check out our eye (and ass) opening How To! It's your way, step by wonderful step, into her tight little backdoor! This is the feature you've been waiting for! Check it out and try it tonight! Man, we care a "hole" lot, `cause you also get to meet Senor Swanky, listen to the Sin Twins, laugh at Quickies, get ideas with F/ixxx and get jealous with our reader's Letters! All this and Lola Brown's "Ring Around The Rosie and Other Lovely Ways To Die!" Alright, see you next time! —The Editors