Swank # 74, July 2003

6 Miranda The right to remain horny! 16 Letters Through rain, sluts, slits and heels! 18 Ember & Clown She said fuck her silly... so he did! 28 The Chef From Hell A sickening board of fare! 32 Teen Of the Month: Diana Mmmm, fresh teen pussy! 40 Tales Of The Unexplained: The Walking Wounded! 44 Jessica, Dani & Staci Three girls, nine holes! 54 Money Honeys What would you do for the green? 58 Lily Watch her play with her pink flower! 68 How To: Get Your Chick Big Boobs You gotta read this! 71 Katie I think she wants the dick! 80 Jizz Bizz Spuzz industry's latest news! 82 Ten Bad Muthas: Nasty Diseases Avoid these like the plague! 85 Brandy Goes down smooth! 94 Senor Swanky What you need to be hep! 96 Stuff You really need this! 98 Ambrosia Hot blonde muff! 108 Horny Devils Beats an unfunny angel! 110 Linda Beach blanket bimbo! 118 Confessions Of A New York Cabbie This guy ain't no hack! 122 Michelle & Ken Pussy-proddin' peep show! 128 Quickies Stupid is as stupid does) 132 FIiXXX Time to butter her popcorn! 194 Sin Twins Who knows sex better? 203 Judith & Mike She loves toys and boys! Editorial Note Big changes are coming! I don't know where or when or with who or in what capacity, or how it will affect anyone if at all—but you heard it here it first! Big things are going down! Having made that stunning prediction, let's see what else we have for you this month...hmm...I see pussy and tits and ass! Check out Michelle, Diana, Anna, and Jessica! I see amazing oral cramming and Gunny fingering unequaled anywhere else! See Miranda, Ember, Ambrosia, and Katie! And somewhere—somewhere in these pages-I see anal! Better go to Brandy, Linda, Lily, and Judith! When it comes down to it, grand, overstated future foretelling aside, I think most guys would chew their left arm off to be with these chicks! Of course, some people don't have to, especially when they've been through some horribly traumatic crap! In fact, it's possible for some to lose an arm, leg or more and not even realize it for some time! In Unexplained's "The Walking Wounded," you're gonna see that having one's head firmly on one's shoulders is a good thing! But, if you're unlucky enough to catch any of the spectacular sicknesses we've got lined up for you in Bad Muthafuckas: Nasty Diseases, you're gonna wish your head was clean off your body! Flesh eating bacteria, uncontrollable hemorrhaging, and death, death, death! Better than all that nasty stuff, we've got some awesome ways for you to get your chick what you've always wanted! Check out this month's How To, and get the best bigger boobs for your booby buck! Great stuff! All this, plus amazing tales from a New York City cab driver, sick stories of culinary craziness in "The Chef From Hell," Senor Swanky, Stuff, Quickies, Letters, Horny Devils, FIiXXX, Sin Twins, Jizz Bizz, and a whole lot more! Hey, better get that flu shot! —The Editors