Swank # 96, March 2005

6 Stephanie Wide open for business! 18 Letters Stickiest mail arou 20 Jenn & Chris A mouth and cunt full of cock! 28 Corpus Delecti Deadly wheelings and dealings! 33 Harmony Blonde babe crams her slit! 42 Jizz Bizz Who's fucking who for what! 46 Jo & Dora Hot girls who eat cunt! 58 Band Names At least the music ain't shitty! 62 Teen Of The Month: Holly Just 18 and ready for the dick! 72 Senor Swanky Cooler than cold! 75 Candy Lee Tastes like pussy! 84 Swank's Pranks Random drawings with punchlines! 87 Laura Waiting for your cream! 96 How-To Get your babe wet for Valentine's Day! 98 Jordana & Julio Insert dick into girlhole! 106 Stuff Gadgets you need now! 106 FIiXXX Hooray for videotaped sex! 148 Sin Twins Dishing out sex knowledge! 153 Montanna Rae Gives herself a cunt-stuffing! Editorial Note What is it that makes a cunt a cunt? Is it the pinkish hue? Is it the sweet suckable lips? Is it the wet little slit? Or, is it the tight hot hole that every guy wants to enter? We think it's a combination of everything, and we've got proof to back up our theory! Decide for yourself as you take a gander at Stephanie, Jenn, Harmony and Holly's respective pussies! Take your time and study hard, but when you're finished with those Gunnies, cram some extra gash examples into your head with Jo, Dora, Candy Lee, and Laura! And, just to make sure you've done a complete sweep of all the available slit specimens, dig Montana Rae and Jordana's little pink holes! And when you've come to your own conclusions, be sure to check out what makes a band's name a success! Where the fuck did some of these guys come up with these names? Did the biggest bands in the world sell records based on their monikers, along with their great music, or doesn't it matter? We don't know, but would you buy a record from The Tongue Fucking Slit Lickers? Heh, we would! We've got all this, plus a look into what happens to your lazy bones when you take the Big Sleep in "Corpus Delecti!" the wit and wisdom of the Sin Twins, the latest cunt-fucks-for-big-bucks info in Jizz Bizz, the latest tips on how to be a real man in Senor Swanky, the hottest cum catching babes in FIiXXX, and a ton more! —The Editors