Velvet August 1983

5 1st CLASS MAIL 8 LIVE FROM ... VELVET's roving eye captures Frisco's Mardi Gras Ballers; Tiffany Clark spills her sex secrets; Plato's hosts the mammary match of the year; and Queen Kong coldcocks London in a mud-wrestling extravaganza! 16 TABOO: SEX WITH THE OBESE Article by Joan Delilah. Photography by Patrisha Savage. 19 SASCHA She'd like to lip-whip your cream. Photography by Bruce Kennedy. 28 SURF SLUTS These beach blanket bimbos prove they can move on the pipeline, when they teach-two studs who really hang ten how to shoot the curl! Photography by Doug Hyun. 38 HOSING AROUND Don't mess with the female fire brigade, unless you're ready to get your cunnybone pulled. Fiction by S. Whitman. Illustration by Olivia. 41 CHICAGO SWING '83 VELVET's exclusive coverage of Conclave's cum convention: Where the swing elite meet to eat! Article by Thom Reger. Photography by Joel Holzman. 49 GOLDEN GIRL Suzie Farrell gives new meaning to the word centerspread. 54 SPECIAL INSERT: EROTIC FILM GUIDE FREE 16-page pull-out preview of VELVET's guide to the world of adult films! 74 SEXATIONAL SAN DIEGO! Thirteen X-rated pages on S.D.'s hottest in topless and bottomless, including action from The Main Attraction and top-name twats from the Stone Fox! Article by Sara Sempee. Photography by Jess James and Ron Vogel. 87 STRIP DOWN MAMMARY Jennie Lee, Ecstasy and the Eye-Full Tower, Jeanine France still strut their stuff. Article by Hugo Balzac. Photography by Joel Holzman. 92 LOOK & LISTEN: TALK DIRTY TO ME, DARLING Photography by R. B. Kane. 101 SEX ODDITY #10: SEX KITTEN WITH THE 3-INCH TAIL Photography by Charlie Airwaves. 106 SEX ODDITY EXCHANGE Outlandish labia lips, the male milk-maid, and more! 113 FEATURE FUCK FLICKS