Velvet March 1990

6 TINSELTOWN TWAT! This Hollywood Honey's Got What It Takes! 12 SEX ODDITIES! French-Style Porn-Horror, Condom-Warmers, And More! 14 SWEDISH-STYLE EROTICA! These Foreign Exchange Students Get Caught In The Act And Love It! 18 VELVET AT LARGE! Ratin' Grade 'A' Pussy, From The Ozarks To The Heartland! 23 READER FEEDBACK! You Guys Are So Nasty, We Can't Print Half Your Horny Letters! 28 FRENCH FETISH! Slippery-Wet Monique Knows She's Kinky, But She Can't Help It! 34 BAJA BUSTERS! Off-Road Racin' At Its Spine-Chilling Best! 36 TAHITIAN LAY! It's Tropical Fever That Makes Them Fuck Like That! 42 HITCHHIKIN' FOR A THRILL! Our Nympho Gets The `Thumbs Up; Fuckin' Her Way Across The U.S.A.! 46 ALL-AMERICAN NYMPHOS! A Suck-Fest, BiWay Of The Heartland! 54 CENTERSPREAD IMPORT CHARLOTTE SHOWS OFF! This Nasty Bird Makes Sure The British Are Cummin'—And You Too! 60 MEAT YOUR NEIGHBOR—ON X-RATED FILM! The Amateur Vid-Biz Is Burnin' A Trail Through American Bedrooms! 64 SOUTHERN COMFORT! These Bi-Belles Are As Sweet As Honey And Sticky To Lick! 71 SWINGER's HOTLINE! Call These Swappers All Over The Country And Cum Together! 76 NAUGHTY NEIGHBOR's GALLERY OF GASH! They're In Rare Form This Month, Guys—Dive In! 80 NAUGHTY NEIGHBOR WINNER #1! Concha From El Paso, TX Is A Luscious Lone-Star Filly! 84 NAUGHTY NEIGHBOR COUPLE! Sue-Anne And Randy Are Hot To Boff! 91 NINA'S MAILSLOT. Our X-Rated Queen Answers Your Sex-Curious Queries! THIS MONTH IN VELVET OUR RAUNCH REPORT BRINGS YOU HOT SLITS, SUCKABLE TITS... And kinky thrills you can't buy—or even find anywhere else, in one place! We've been all across this great, horny land of ours and half-way 'round the world to bring the horniest sex on home—so all you have to do is lie back and get off! Our nasty nympho's true account of HITCHHIKIN' For A THRILL is a meat-beater's dream cum true! VELVET AT LARGE covers prime cooze from the Ozarks to the Heartland, and finds it more fuckable than your wildest fantasies! And from PARIS to LONDON, to STOCKHOLM and back to HOLLYWOOD, we've captured juicy-wet women spreadin' wide, fingerin' deep, and fuckin' like crazy to get you off! This ain't just any report, dude—this is VELVET's ONE and ONLY RAUNCH REPORT, designed to fill you in on the HOTTEST SEX, get you UP for it, and then GET YOU OFF! Let's Do It! —The Editors