Velvet March 1992

6 DEAR VELVET Readers Drop Their Dicks and Take Pen in Hand 8 BIMBOS & BITS 10 MIMI The Sight of Dicks Gets Her Screamin; "Me, Me!" 18 BRITTANY EATS CANDY Mmmm ... Melts in Your Mouth! 25 NINA'S MAIL SLOT Write to Our Postmistress General's Special Box 28 VALERIE All Soaped Up and Nowhere to Go 34 DID UNCLE SAM NUKE THE DUKE? Evidence Suggests That Nuclear Fallout Killed John Wayne! Special Report by Michael DiGregorio 40 CREAM FOR HIS COFFEE! Laurie Knows How to Get Jim Off... to Work! 50 "I LOVE IT WHEN YOU FUCK MY FACE!" Some Women Love Headbanging So Much, It Leaves a Lump in Their Throats 54 EROTIC MOTEL He Checked In, She Checked Him Out! Horny Fiction by Blake Richards 58 SHARON She's in the Pink! Don't You Wish You Were Too? 69 HEATHER HUNTER Did She or Didn't She Do Magic? 81 LISA She's Only the Baker Daughter, But She Loves to Be Glazed Like a Doughnut! 88 NAUGHTY NEIGHBOR CONTEST We'll Fly You in and Make You a VELVET Sex Star! 90 LUCIE: A SAILOR'S DREAM This Naughty Neighbor Winner Wants to Go Down on the Ship! 94 AMATEUR XXX America's Favorite Home Videos 122 TRASH, Call Her Trashi, Call Her a Slut, But Just Call Her When You're Ready to Haul Your Ashes!