Velvet April 1992

6 BIMBOS & BITS 8 VENUS DE LIGHT America's Most Exotic Dancer Spreads Wide 18 DEAR VELVET Readers Spill Their Seed, Then Their Guts! 20 ELLIE & LINNEA Their Holes Are Hot For Teasin' Tongue! 30 FANTASY LETTERS Reader Raunch Hits the Big Time! 32 ALANA Her Lips Quiver For Quick Strokes! 40 "I WANNA RIDE THE BALONEY PONY!" Some Women Demand to Fuck on Top One-Handed Scoop by Franklin Fuller 44 GAVIN & SANDRE Two Hearts and Seven Inches 56 DETECTIVE LOVE Pussy Can Get a Guy Killed Fiction by Dan Thomas 60 LILI Come to Her Pad and Ponder Her Poon! 72 WHO'S KILLING THE STAR WARS SCIENTISTS? Is This the Spy Scandal of the Century? Special Report by Larry Wichman 76 KRIS & MALA Hot Tongues & Tangy Twats! 86 AMATEUR XXX America's Favorite Home Videos 90 NINA'S MAIL SLOT Slip It Into Her Box 94 NAUGHTY NEIGHBOR WINNER From Girl Next Door to Gash of the Month! 96 NAUGHTY NEIGHBORS We'll Fly You In and Make You a VELVET Star! 124 PHOEBE Hot Attempt at Virginity Was Feeble IN THIS ISSUE JAM-PACKED & JIZZ-POWERED! Once again we offer you a feast of fine, fuckable, feminine, fuzz-lovin' ladies doing what they do best: looking good, licking groins and lacking inhibitions. With babes like Ellie and Linnea and Kris and Mala chowing down on hot muff; Gavin and Sandre going bonkers over bulging flesh; and Alana, Lili, Phoebe and our Naughty Neighbor Winner Billie flashing fine bootays and bosoms in your face, you couldn't ask for more! But we give you more here at VELVET. Besides all our bare-ass, beautiful models, we've got an expose on Girls Who Love to Ride the Baloney Pony. Plus there's hot fiction with Detective Love, a fast-action mystery in which a fist has either a gun or a dick in it! As a real bonus, our special report blows the lia off what might be the hottest spy scandal of the past two decades: The Star Wars Suicides. Did 23 scientists really do themselves in, or did somebody else do it for them? We think you'll agree that our April issue is our best yet. Read on.