Velvet # 27, December 1999

7 HARDCORE-RESPONDENCE Take My Wife, Please! 9 SUSIE Slippery When Wet! 20 DEAR RACQUEL Tongue Bath! 23 ANAL ANNIE Jurisimprudence! By Melrose Tweeb 26 MAID TO PLEASE! She Serves Hot Clam! 43 VIDEO ADVICE Hand Job Hunnies! 48 DYKE DEBUT! She's Back, and She's Very Upfront 'Bout Eatin' Puss ! 60 FEEDBACK Gobs of Dobbs! 64 BETWEEN THE CHEEKS! European Porn Chicks Spread 'Em Wide Open! By Mitch Buchanon 74 LANA! Exotic Erotic! 86 PLASTIC FANTASTIC LOVER! Some Girls Get a Buzz From Super Dildos! By Tina Fields 92 BABES IN THE WOODS! They Can't See the Forest From the Bushes! 106 CABIN FEVER! She Wants His Log 152 MONIKA! Czech Mate! 162 NEXT MONTH Cummin' Attractions! IN THIS ISSUE! WE'RE OUT TO STIFF YOU! Here at VELVET we want to prod your rod, plump your stump and purge your li'l gonads with the hottest sex action this side of Charlie Sheen's bedroom. For instance, centerspread Lana, along with single girls Susie and Monika, are sure to stir your ball sac and stiffen your schlong. Then, for the cooze de grace, we give you Arina and her lezzie faire femme fatale Minnie in "Anna's Dyke Debut," along with "Babes in the Woods" Libby and Josie. Then, to show you how your stiffie should be at full mast, we present "Maid to Please" and "Cabin Fever," featuring beautiful girls doing what they do best with a hard-on. Finally, we go behind the scenes with the late director Joe D'Amato who specialized in deflowering beautiful girls, and then we slip behind the curtain to reveal the women who wish your cock was as reliable as their power tools. We're gonna stiff you whether you want it or not.