Celebrity Sleuth Vol. 13 # 6

WOMEN OF FANTASY 112000 & Won • derful! SEEING IS BELIEVING 4 The Matrix CARRIE-ANNE MOSS 6 The Matrix BELINDA McCLORY 10 The Mummy RACHEL WEISZ 12 The Phantom Menace NATALIE PORTMAN 14 LEXX EVA HABERMANN 18 Free Enterprise STACY ROSMAN 22 Heavy Metal: F.A.A.K2 JULIE STRAIN 26 Twisted Sisters PAIN-PROOF RUBBER GIRLS TIME BANDITS 30 Miss November 1954 DIANE HUNTER 33 Miss February 1969 LORRIE MENCONI 36 Miss September 1986 REBEKKA ARMSTRONG 40 Miss July 1987 CARMEN BERG 44 Miss January 1992 SUZI SIMPSON 48 Miss April 1993 NICOLE WOOD 52 Miss June 1996 KARIN TAYLOR THE LADY IS A VAMP 56 Bordello of Blood ANGIE EVERHART 58 Razor Blade Smile EILEEN DALY Ki60 ller Tongue MELINDA CLARKE 62 Vampire Call Girls MELISSA WOLF THE 'X' FILES 66 Out There! GILLIAN ANDERSON 68 'Policing the Brothel NORMA JEAN ALMODOVAR 72 Sex for Hire ONA ZEE 76 What the 'Market' Will Bare MARYLIN STAR 80 Guinness Record Boulders PRINCESS DOLL HOTTERTHAN EVER! 84 Sweet Banana DeDe LIND 88 Con•Fronting Fifty HELENA ANTONACCIO 92 PMOY: Oh My!! TERRI WELLES 98 Back Issues Available 99 Special Offers EDITORIAL THE SLEUTHSAYER "The Matrix serves all our traditional desires in cinema," declares the director of the avant-garde hit Run Lola Run, "but it plays with your mind in a very strange way {play begins if you don't mindturning the page}. Ten years ago, I don't think people would have even been ready for it." Now in its eleventh year, our earth-shattering "Women of Fantasy" series is again ready for blast off... "Naturally," Entertainment Weekly notes, "the birth of every new world renders another one musty" {no Skin off our back, eh?}. We endeavor to make each new issue of SLEUTH betterthan the last, just as, one sci-fi expert enthused: "Every episode of every version of Star Trek is based on the belief that the future will be a better, livelier and more interesting place than the present." Entering a new Millennium, we thus present our latest stellar discoveries. The big news since we last boldly went was, of course, the return of Star Wars—an event that prompted the Rev. Billy Graham to exult: "I'm glad that the Star Wars series is bringing up some spiritual issues (rather than} the sexthat is being used for a whole host of reasons for which it was never intended. And the result of all this unrestrained sex," Graham warned at the dawn of 2000, "has too often been broken hearts, broken lives and broken families." Hey, if it ain't broke... "Several hardcore Star Wars fans," Conan O'Brien quipped when The Phantom Menace premiered, "who had tickets for the first showing (behold the first showing of its female lead on p. 12), actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized it's 22 years later and they still haven't losttheir virginity." After thirty two years, Diff'rent Strokes star Gary Coleman has actually admitted that he's still a virgin. So we guess his strokes must have been all the same. Hardly our problem, so we leave you by singling out perhaps the most different genre film in "The Year That Changed Movies" (as EW dubbed these past 12 months}. It was, not surprisingly, distributed by Troma Films, and entitled Killer Condom—the mystery of a murderous prophylactic that our hero must (sorry) unravel. Its tag line was "A Rubber That Rubs You Out!"...Please remember that it was I who tipped you off. Making It So,