Chic May 1980

5 Inside Chic 7 Mail Bag Fecal affront, frightened by seers, CHIC hunt request. 9 News Real 11 Odds & Ends Spanking at the bank, der Führer of poo-poo, exploding tampons. 18 I Hired a Killer by Thomas Adcock. Mail-order murder. 22 The Banquet Photographed by Suze Randall. Meat eater's special. 30 The Great San Francisco Comedy Competition by John Roemer. Breaking into the laugh racket. 36 Diane Photographed by Matti Klatt. Bird of paradise. 42 Double Zero Fiction by Christopher Gilmore. Hash, a hot bimbo and the U.S. Air Force just the beginning. 46 Glenda Photographed by Matti Klatt. Working out at home. 56 Lilly Rodriguez Is One Tough Mother! by Stuart Goldman. She could be America's baddest woman. 60 The Sounds of Seduction by Mike Falcon. The very latest turntable turn-on tips. 64 Window Dressing Photographed by Clive McLean. 72 Get Away From It All! by Burr Snider. The real-estate agency for unusual requests. 85 Sex View The swinging marriage. 93 Close-up Comedy duo, reborn club owner, Russian-redneck millionaire. 99 Sex Life by Bruce Henderson. Penis implants.