Club International January 1991

4 TEASE! tempting tit-bits 6 IN THE BAG readers' raunchy writes 7 DEE Mmm, Dee-lightful! 12 GIRL TALK hotline to our horny girls 14 FOOT PATROL toe tempting for words! 15 JANIE & MARK humping and pumping ooh! 24 FICTION a drop of the hard stuff 28 GISELLE (a.k.a. Brandy Ledford) maid for pleasure 36 GIRL OF THE YEAR the best babe is back! 40 XTV boobs on the box 44 LEE luscious, lickable, lovely 52 SEKA'S FANTASY HOTLINE hot pussy on horseback 54 ASHLEY LAUREN & LAUREN dirty double trouble 62 TALKIN' BLUE gorgeous girls reveal all 71 JO loose and juicy 90 RAVEN, ROCCO & VALERIE three sure ain't a crowd! EDITOR'S NOTE I say, you Yankee chappies, this is CI's British Editor saying, "What ho!" and welcome to a simply topping new issue, don't you know. Unfortunately, the spiffing little dolly bird who translates my jolly old pearls of wisdom into your bizarre lingo is still on her Christmas Hols, so I've decided to do the ruddy job myself. But damn it all, I'm a cosmopolitan sort of cove and never one to jape at Johnny foreigner, so I'm dashed certain I can master the way you fellows in the colonies parlez. So with apologies to my old English master at Eton, off we go. Hi there, buddies! Gee what a swell mag we have for you this month. Guess it's a real doozy, and we're really cooking on gas, hey daddio! I mean, jeepers, take a look at Giselle the maid. Wow! Mellerooney! In her black satin dress, she's one hot momma, if you get where I'm coming from, me old china... er... I mean bud. Then, hep cats, dig our threesome set. Not one gal but two sandwiching one man. Hot diggedy! He's one lucky bloke, sorry, fella, that is, guy. Nor would I mind sharing an elevator up from the sidewalk with those hot horny bitching lezzie lovers on page 54. Cor blimey, strike a light, guy... oops, I mean hey, motherfuckers, those two pussies are just lapping up the cream and having a simply ripping time. But that's not all, dudes. Yo bummer, no! We've got dozens more oozing coozes, titanic tits and jolly nice bottoms inside, plus some rather rude women writing about their saucy adventures. Little minxes! Then there's your chance to post, sorry, mail your favorite fuck-hungry CI gal in Girl Talk, and that damned sexy wench Seka is back to tease your willy... er... John Thomas... or whatever you guys call a cock. In short, you naughty Yanks you, I reckon this'll have you creaming your blue jeans. Ah! Shipton the butler has popped in with a spot of tiffin so I must say cheerio. And if you don't figure our mag is the rudest, raunchiest read in the US of A, what is it that cartoon character says? Ah yes! "Eat my short trousers!" — The Editor