FHM # 41, February 2004

FEATURES 58 QUOTE, UNQUOTE ROBERT PLANT Hail the man who brought goblins, warlocks and Stonehenge to rock. 60 BONDING SLUMBER PARTY! The boys of Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn treat FHM's pad like a diaper. 64 SWEET SALVATION JENNA JAMESON Our swollen mail sack finds relief. 70 MASTER CLASS DIRECTED BY ISAAC! More proof that he's a juggernaut of sexual know-how. 74 JACKED UP JENNIE BERNTSON Plumber's crack held little appeal until we saw the star of In a Fix. 78 FLASHBACK COMEDIAN REDEMPTION Being a member of the has-been club does have its privileges. 80 FAKE WAR REBELS WITHOUT APPLAUSE These poor saps honor Civil War heroes by playing dress-up. 86 MENTORINC THE COMEDIANS' GUIDE TO LIFE Who better to dish out important life advice than a bunch of comic misanthropes? 92 COVER GIRLS THE X GIRLS Hot and extreme no longer refer to just chicken wings. 102 QUOTE, UNQUOTE THE ASTRONAUT Sure, China sent a man to space— but this guy watched porn on Mir. IN EVERY ISSUE 14 LETTERS Vida is celebrated in flesh, reader nipples defy God, Old School's wedding singer spouts obscenities and hot pumpkin-carving action! 18 REPORTER The sizzling Amerie Rogers, lessons with the littlest Nerd, a supersized swine, bullet-riddled sports gear and employees raid The Boss's Desk. 41 REVIEWS The latest music, movies and games, plus Cedric cuts us up—literallyKylie Minogue gets saucy and Fred Savage lives! 107 FASHION Even when you're not on the slopes, that's no reason to drop the edgy look. Plus, a load of styling sneaks for every occasion. 126 GASOLINE The ultimate two-wheeled rocket, plowing Mother Nature, Ice Cube's insights and special time with Edmonton's Jason Chimera. 132 BIONIC Get snowboarding tips from pubescent X Games champ Shaun White, and Apolo Ohno drops the science on steely thighs and taut buttocks. ADDED VALUE 56 BAR ROOM JOKES Readers take a breather this month as comedy pros take the stage and unleash their arsenal of devastating zingers. 136 TRUE STORIES We thought our readers were twisted—then we read these sickening tales harvested from the depths of coriedians' polluted minds.